Can you imagine Mason looking at the situation at the moment? "Hull or Rovers?...nah,sod it Bondi beach it is."

What you mean next? last weekend; Him, Omeley, Manu & craig Hall. Omeley couldnt even stand upright with his crutches - pi$$ed as a fart.

Then pretty much every single KR player was out last night in revolution, only people that wernt were Dobbo and Charlie - and the latter lives back home so that doesnt surprise me. Also both Websters were out - a return to the ranks for James Webster...... new coach?

Give me 2 or 3 games then theres no excuses, its what i do. in reference to how long since played. left himself wide open with remarks like that.

I know at least two more Rovers players that weren't out on the lash last night, so it's not entirely true to saying every single player bar Dobson & Cockayne.

What's wrong with players going out for a few beers and having a laugh with no game for a week?

As long as they don't get into any bother, of course.

I was in Revolution and there was a fair few players out. Hardly the whole team though, a mix of first teamers reserves bit part players and a few tag alongs. Also there was a big kick off in the old town.=#FF0000EDIT-Would rather we didn't go there TBH-RW

Scoop!

Hopefully he's not checking the availability of Peter Sharp's beach hut just yet Bart.

When I saw Mason in weir bar (4.30pm) yesterday he looked like he had'nt gone home from the night before! Staggering all over the place. It was definitely him, big bloke, large chin, he could hardly speak so could'nt tell the accent. This is not a wind up, it may be the reason for his average performances, have you invested in another "Hutch"??

I was out on Manchester on Saturday night, and I saw a bloke with a massive chin having a dump in a bin. It was such a big one that he ended up sitting on a massive Mr. Whippyesque pile of turd.

It was definitely Mason, must have been constipated on Friday night, this is not a wind up. FACT.

OK, have it your way.

It's always best.

Aye. By the way the day I start making stories up will be the first.

First what?

Day of Lent?

Day of the Triffids?

Time you are correct?

If you look deeply into your posts there is an element of wit! Shame you was'nt in there also and then you could brand yourself as a liar. He was there alright and ABSOLUTELY out of it.

There's very little element of truth in any of my posts.

Right... UK libel laws place the burden of proof more heavily on the defendant. Being a fact isn't enough. It has to be a demonstratable fact. So let's all be careful with anything about anybody that is in anyway defamatory.

Not even if it's in capitals?

Do I have to now admit that I did not in fact see Mr. Mason sat atop a massive pile of Mr. Whippyesque faeces in Manchester's Northern Quarter adjacent to Odd Bar and offer a full and frank apology?

I think we can claim most of your stuff is the non-defamatory product of an overactive and slightly unbalanced imagination.

I used to live in Manchester. Never missed a Rovers game though - used to check the scores on text religously.

"Get out of jail free" card endorsed by an esteemed moderator duly added to new signature!

How many "Get out of jail free" cards do you need exactly?

How many have I used so far?

I have only been back a week and you have allready claimed one off me as well


So thats two in the bank in a week

Would that pile have a white flake in it to address the colour scheme

Don't want to waste one of my cards on this particular libellous issue do I chief. No.