You're a very tender boy.

Do you cry for your Mammy's apron?

Edit:

Not you vekder, you are a very welcome acerbic addition, that was directed at east hull FC fan, whose name is interminable in it's annoyance to type.

Let's direct the insults correctly as Obergruppenführer Mild Rover has instructed in his ultimate wisdom.

I thought you was a kid I've gone to old Trafford with, who lived near salt house.

Not guilty.

Calm down. Who said I was referring to you.
I just said what an amazing person you must be knowing Linda and coaching teams.
You have such a wonderful imagination.

Is Cilla going to rise from the grave and reunite these star crossed lovers?

Can people please stop posting in between times and ruining my gags?

Thanks in advance.

Or wow.
East Hull fc see fan has sent me a personal message. Bless any guesses on the content anyone?

The message believe it or not is wittily entitled keyboard warrior.

Now anyone guess the content?

I believe he wants us to settle our perceived differences with a gentlemanly duel or to appear on the Harry Hill Show.

Your welcome to take a look at it MR it's got no swearing in it.

I'll only do it if I'm the giver and not the taker.

No, I do it all the fecking time.