What is the nearest rail station to your ground? There is nothing on the club's website.

Hull Paragon, in the city centre. You'll then need to get a bus across town - don't know which number(s).

It's miles away from ncp bud, hopefully the council will build them a new train station near the ground.

Someone should start a petition, or get in touch with Fewey from the HDM…

But I come by car, I'm going to start a petition to have the new ground built nearer to my house, it's too far away at the moment.

I'll send him a message on facebook.

Have the council got enough money to waste, sorry, spend on a public tube system like they have on 'The Jetsons'?

Paragon train Station, Hull city centre.
You can board a No 42 or 43 bus from bus station which adjoins the train station, about 1.35 single fare i believe, or you could get a Taxi

from outside the train station to Craven park, which i imagine would cost you somewhere between 7 and 10 pounds in a black cab, though its possible someone on here might be able to give you a more precise figure.

Eight pounds and fifty pence.

Be careful you dont cut yourself pmh with such sharp and witty responses, you are certainly on the ball today sir

Surely it's more cost effective for the council to build you a new garage closer to the ground.

Facebook? What is this 2008? Don't forget where you are is 2 years behind the rest of the world,

It's Twitter now, you can maybe Tweet him.

I can't really get in to twitter, I've followed 4 people (Slash, Sean Coombs, Stephen Fry and Barry Mackenzie) and haven't really been that impressed.

I was thinking about starting my own tweets but what can I write?

"Another sunny day in paradise"

"I'm earning more money than I've ever earned before"

"Just off to pub for a few schooners, it's great finishing work at 2.30"

Both of these ideas are rubbish, the answer is clearly to build the ground nearer (but not too near, I don't want all you oiks blocking up my street once fortnight) to my house.

This would also solve the OP's predicament in that I would happily furnish them with directions to near my house.

Have you even seen 'The Jetsons'?

Where they all had jet bike type things?

Jet bikes?

No they travel to work by big tubes. You just get in one and you shoot off to work!

Well if KuHCC are prepared to put in the research, development and ultimately build me this big slide thing so that I can get to CP in say, ten minutes then I'll be happy for it to stay where it is.

Slide? It's a tube!

And they'd only have to build it as it's alreadly been designed, it's on 'The Jetsons'.

Oh, of course, I feel a fool now.

So clearly the cheapest option.

Will they be able to do it in time for the weekend?

Well it's set in 2062 but I do t know how long before they had them up and running.

So the only solution is if KuHCC borrow Marty McFly's De Lorean and go and get the Special Tube Instruction Manual off The Jetson's and then maybe travel back a couple of years from here to get a head start on building them in time for the weekend.

Time travels not possible or we'd have alreadly done it.

I think the trick is travelling backwards through time. Travelling forwards through time is relatively easy (assuming you can travel at near lightspeed).