Anyone think of a nice welcoming song for Joel on Sunday?

I thought I had one but couldnt find anything to realisticly rhyme with 'bestiality' or 'Whats the fuss, it was only it's face....'

If Joel scores against us on Sunday?

He'll run, he'll score, but he'll f**k your labrador, Joel Monaghannn joel monaghann

Monaghan,wherever you may be,
You play with dogs in your own country,
Could be worse,
Could be from west Hull,
Eating rats in your council house.

Kills two birds with one stone.

He barked no, Joel, he barked noooo!!!

Just sing "who let the dogs out.." he'll know what were getting at.

One, abusing Monaghan, two, not rhyming. Like it.

How much is that doggy in the window woof woof

So the 167,595 coming over from Hull can't even think of a half decent song for Joel - shocking that.

I love how everyone winds up Rovers fans for bigging up the away support when the fact is, say what they like, they don't take anywhere near as many as us.

{To the tune of nick, nack, paddy whack}

Dirty Man, Monaghan,
He played with dogs for a bit of fun,
With a knick-knack, paddy whack,
Give a dog a c**k,
Monaghan the laughing stock!

{W**ky Warrington alternative}
Ohhhhhhhh doggy doggy,
Doggy doggy doggy doggy,
Monaghan.

I had a few beers with 3 lads from Warrington on Saturday, following their game v Huddersfield. They challenged me to inspire some originality amongst the travelling fans, as they are already sick (after 2 pre-season games) of the usual chants of "who let the dogs out", "woof, woof" etc. The Wigan fans even turned up with some squeeky dog toys.

I'm liking what we have so far, but we need to carry it off on the terraces on Sunday. Who's up for a chorus of "Puppy Love"?

Celery, celery,
If it won't come Joel will tickle it's bum with a lump of celery.

No?

Good one

At the friendly game v Wigan some of the Wigan fans took some squeaky dog toys.

There were also a few choruses of
"Score in a kennel, you only score in kennel" sung.

'we saw the rage in his eye as he looked for a blow job,
we saw that look on his face as he walked throug...h the door,
your dog stood there barking (woof woof woof woof),
he saw that look in his eye and he barked no more,
why why whyyyy, Joel Monoghan? Da la la la laaaaa
why why whyyyy, Joel Monoghan? Da la la la laaaaa,
long before your dog barked no more, you had your moment and then said alcohol no more!'





Its just a very very long song. Got sang in pubs at Cardiff by HKR fans

I like that

How much is that doggy in the window,
the one licking monaghans tail,
How much is that doggy in the window,
That dirty ba*tard should be in jail.

Which 2 birds are you killing?
That could be the worst chant ive never heard, 2nd to last line is shocking bad.

Come on fellas, the guy's suffered enough. Let's just let sleeping dogs lie eh?

PUN

already been said, and I agree - This one has 27 rounds in it!

At MM, I heard, "He tried to say no, he tried to say no, Joel's cocker spaniel, it tried to say no".

Have any of you guys actually seen the image in question? Worse than I'd expected.. Google > Twitpic Monaghan Dog Photo, top search result, Gross, Joke or not guy deserves all he gets.

deserves all he gets? can't believe the dog dint whip it clean off! he's got some balls doing that ...........