Neil Rudd called him little John Boudebza when announcing his tryyyyyyyyyyy for hull kr.

Please be slightly off target and hit my neighbours brand new Audi. I despise that woman.

Derty antisocial Goose. So it was you who aimed a load of multicoloured ploptons over my prize winning sausages. Away and defecate on McIlorum next Friday at Leigh Sports Village to make amends.

Self indulgent, self loving, attention seeking.

We've met!

You're my psychotherapist, and you're rubbish at it, not sure why I pay you, I think it's out of sympathy but you'll no doubt tell me at next weeks session that it's summat to do with when my grandfather chopped my rabbit's head off for Sunday lunch stew...

You aren't as good at this as me, but keep on keeping on...

What? Defecating on BBQs from above. I should hope not. We don't need another loose cannon.