Quote ="Sandro II Terrorista"He's been a bit better over recent seasons since he bought a pair of shorts that weren't budgie smuggler's. Although I've noticed they've got a little tighter this year and unsurprisingly his performances have dropped off.
Basically, he's got cock size issues.'"
Mind you it's been extremely cold so far this year, so are you sure he still has a cock wearing those shorts or has he gone inwards?