Quote ="Sandra The Terrorist"Sandercock suffers from a whiney nasal voice.
If I was a coach, I'd mention injuries and times where you felt the fifty fifty decisions went against my team.
I'd dress it up as mitigating circumstances.
He could, of course, come out and say something along the lines of; "We were absolute gash today, the players are too stupid to follow the most basic of game plans and despite them having played this sport since the age of seven they still can't do the basics like make an effective tackle or pass the ball from left to right."
Wouldn't do a whole lot for individual confidence or harmony within the group though.
Oh, and "Hello" little fcimp, nice to see you, have a lovely time on Saturday.'"
I will! Here's a little tip - getting to finals helps balance the books.
