Grasping at straws a little, Mrs B...

'sigh'

Full time Postman, part time Gynaecologist?

A porn version of Postman Pat beckons.

I look a bit like postman pat, according to my mate anyhow!

I think now that we're down to wondering whether only one of minilugs' mates sees the resembleance to Postman Pat or whether he actually only has one friend, and there's incidentally very little to be safely and usefully said about the Mr Larvin's non-takeover of Hull KR, we'll put it under dust covers.

Lock it then...