Quote ="Mrs Barista"You do look absolutely ridiculous in all those clothes, you big fanny.'"
Caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror in the pub toilets, looked like the blooming Michelin Man. I need to get some new long john's, they've definitely shrunk in the wash. They kept falling down to mid thigh, so I had to keep sort of pulling them up by the crotch of my trousers which must have looked like a cross between something that could have you added to the sex offenders register and a middle aged white man attempting some sort of awful hip hop dance.
