Quote ="SirStan"A tad premature there Mrs, perhaps the process will be more robust than a chat on Skype?
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No its all done on skype nowadays...
The process goes something like this.
[listGet a bunch of photos of coaches, ex players, caretakers, cleaners and attach them to some card (Put a shiny film over the good ones)[/list:u
[listThrow them all in the air and the ones that land face up are through to the next round[/list:u
[listWith the final 4 or 5 ask the misses to pick the 3 she thinks we will be the best eye candy[/list:u
[listPerform a skype interview with the 3 candidates (if you require an interpreter this is usually a good sign)[/list:u
Once the candidate is chosen you need to offer him/her the dosh, this is quite simple quadruple what he/she earns now. (Employing the cleaner makes perfectly good business sence in this situation)
Now for the hard part... the length of contract.
Simply insert his/her age into this equation...
(AGE) x 1980 + 10 - 400 / 20000 (Rounded to the nearest year)
Its fool proof....
