Well if he don`t stop he`ll come out in a nasty rasher

you could only wish for what I have, not keen on apples, prefer bananas but they enter my body via the mouth unlike you basil who shoves em up his own ---- lol

Where as you have a long queue of people waiting to shove 'em up yours!

If he keeps digging he'll soon be able to stick them up Crockers ar$e

He has a fair chance of hitting australia but it would be a miracle to break through the earth into the South Sydney dressing rooms wouldn't it?