How the hell he managed that after 2 weeks training..

And this is why we need a big squad - last year Spur played because we were down to bones (albeit still looked class)

Roll on.
lol

At least it was only his axle that went and not his big end

Well spotted guys... Still in work mode

The curse of auto spelling correction.

Snitch gave this account of his injuries ...
'I was in the scrum, when an opposition [inut[/i lost his [ibearings[/i and shoved me, dislocating my[i axle[/i.
As a result the [inut[/i incurred a[i differential[/i penalty, but unfortunately there was no [isuspension[/i.'