Quote ="Now then"Based on this do I have to go and find 2 Teenagers to bring....(No joke required)
Otherwise I assume everyone will buy a Family ticket who attends in pairs etc?'"
Buy a family ticket you and a mate......and when challenged at the turnstiles, masquerade as two homosexuals who got peckish and ate their two adopted kids on the way to the match.
Then lick your lips in a ghoulish way.......