Quote ="tigertot"While i was quaffing my post-work pints of Midnight Bell in 'Spoons on Friday night the manager came over with some photocopies of Viz 'Real Ale Tw*ts'. Very funny. I wonder who has a beard on here.'"
I have a beard, full and short at the moment, this could soon change as I usually shave on a whim after necking a few ales or even ciders I am currently half way down a bottle of Old Peculiar . Pass the gillette Michelle.