Terrible, i wonder if that would work in Tesco's/Asda? just enter with a Baseball bat and start smashing stuff up saying 'how much'?

You do realise that ' Falling down ' was actually filmed in Widnes dont you , ? , the giveaway was the smog hanging round as they showed the skyline towards the sea

Dats true dat is. Michael Douglas is not that good an actor so they moved the filming to Widnes so he could get chemically imbalanced. Had Paul Simon hung around for another week he'd have clubbed Art Garfunkel to death on his return to San Fransisco.

Pepe was the bald guy in the army shop, got some issues has that lad.

Who amongst you are truly cuckoo then? I mean, if I turned up at the next home game in me Fax shirt and shouted "down wiv da Mutants" how many on here would pummel my head in?

None of us are total cuckoo, well actually im lying on that one as you have to be a slight nut to follow Widnes. So many ups and downs means you have to have a thick mutant skin to handle the stress.

As for shouting 'down wiv da mutants' most would think your 'special' so would leave you alone.



Roll reversal, what would happen if attended the shay in my Viking shirt and shouted 'down wiv da blu sox'?

Someone would pummel your head in. Not me mind, cos I'm too wee to conduct violence.

I don't think anyone is going to understand you. We don't speak yorkshire, which is a dialect of troglodyte I believe.

Yarkshire !!!!!!!!!!

It's a lovely sexy accent. You can only dream of the art of talking Yarkshire Mr D. There's nothing like 'avin a lass whisper in yer ear, "hey cocker, let mi take thee ta bed chuck".

Sends shivers down yer spine.

To be honest I'd settle for any accent as long as she was keen.

Except a scouser. I'd wake up and find out she'd nicked my iphone.

If you sent me details of how small you actually are, then I might consider it having done a full task based risk assessment coupled with a written guarantee from yourself that you would not retaliate with even so much as a sideways glance.

But as VM says, if you did shout that in your best Stockfax/Haliport accent then people would shoot angry glances at you then realise you are in fact 'special' and then pity would wash over you from the almighty, all conquering but all forgiving Viking massive

.

Immediately everyone around would say "oh that must be littlerich. Don't mind him he loves us really."

I am special.

I am 5ft 2.

Risk assessment:
Very placid but if plied with special brew will lash out uncontrollably, causing severe damage to victimns ankles and the need for immediate tetannus treatment.

Sorry to take this thread off-topic but at least it's a little light relief for the Lobbyists. God bless Leigh.

I am special.

I am 5ft 2.

Risk assessment:
Very placid but if plied with special brew will lash out uncontrollably, causing severe damage to victimns ankles and the need for immediate tetannus treatment.

Sorry to take this thread off-topic but at least it's a little light relief for the Lobbyists. God bless Leigh.

Because no-one else will.

' He ' already has

Lobbygate is in full swing, better than coronation street and emmerdale put together.

You're not married to Bet Lynch are you?

Nurse Gladys Emmanuel I thought.

I know who it is!

Nora Batty



Now we know that Littlerich is Compo



Here they are:

Bill owen is dead. I am very much alive.

Sexy lass that Nora Batty though

Compo is Yarkshire's answer to Elvis, and faked his death in order to take up a position with MI6. I hear that he is currently working under cover as an account in Stockport. I never put two and two together until now. I'd guess this would also cast serious doubt on Nora's death too.

Nora is dead? Really?

Noooooooooooooooo



I'm driving back to Stockport now.