........come home. Your mission is complete!

Must admit made my night.Be interesting how they do when lose Westwood,Carvell,Morley,Anderson,King,Hodgson,and Briers.All be gone or retired soon.Myler be fed up wearing that wire top been a Widnesian.

Agent Myler, Agent Black.

It seems the best contributors to Widnessy things play well away from Widnes.

Is Betts a Wigan agent-in-waiting then? I reckon Paddy Our Van will be Bradfords agent next year. I'll be watching - from my fort in Stockport.

We have an extensive spy network....as you well know, "codename munchkin"...

Ahem. I am The Fourth Man.

Typical Widnes fans,more intersted in your neighbours than your own team.

You might find, if you look, that you are actually on the "Widnes" forum. Wonder why?

Listen son, you've already been outted so jog on, have you not got a sister that needs impregnating?

He would do, but I knocked her up myself the other night

I must admit, as a Warrington fan I was going to welcome you to the SL forum - then this topic caught my eye. So, I guess its service as normal.

Looking forward to 4 easy points next season, At least Crusaders would have been a nice day out, you can hardly say that about Widnes

Can't say it about Warrington either

Wrexham is a nice day out? Shows how gash life in wireland is if you think that's the case

Personally, I go to watch an RL game to...well...watch an RL game. As for a nice day out, that's what holidays are for.

I guess the sort of bandwaggon-new-to-RL fans that follow the Wire these days think differently.

His attitude doesn't surprise me. Doesn't surprise me at all.

I guess the sort of bandwaggon-new-to-RL fans that follow the Wire these days think differently.
45 years new me. And anywhere is a nice day out compared to Chemical Alley

Then I cannot regard you as a proper RL fan, just a day tripper.

Chemical alley? I bet more chemicals, solvents, bleaches, soaps etc are made in Warrington these days. No chemical industry in this town for a long while.

Everybody, we're going to have to concede defeat. Warrington may have been top of the league of worst places to live in the whole country a few years back, but they've got a building with a big pink eye on it.

Have we got a building with a big pink eye on it? Well, do we? I think we need to come back when we do. I don't know. Maybe we need to paint one on the widnes skyscraper or the catalyst museum or at the very least the queens hall. In the big pink eye building department we are severely lacking.

Glad to be of service

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Why does Weirdnes smell of marker-pens and glue then ?

Because you experimented too much as a child?

We need a building with 3 eyes on it don't forget!

Notice how it only smells like that when you pop over? Ever get a wash lad?

It doesn't. Now, why does Warrington always reek of bleach and weed killer?which, all joking aside, it really does.

Probably because you forgot to wash your top lip after your craft lesson in daycare son!