Not funny .......

ive noticed my family all say symmetry when the mean cemetary aswell. cant be sure if thats a widni thing or just specific to my 'Spesh' family members.
then again, im widnes born and bred and i dont pronounce either of vikingmans examples like that

And powerk for pork. And Jeeeh and Keeeeh for the letter J and K.

Two pints of lager and a packet of crisp-esque?

Yes, there are a few scally wannabes, who've watched a programme about Liverpool gangsters and try affect a Scouse accent in a vein attempt to look hard.

Just to add to what you and Chris have come up with:

A four door Ford = A foh-wer doh-wer foh-werd.

Airport = Airpowert.

No = ner

When I worked in Manchester they said that I sounded Scouse. I now work on the Wirral and now I get [i‘ay up ekethump by gum tha knows, it’s Fred Dibnah!’ [/ievery ing day!!!

We can’t win.

hahaha. back in my rugby playing youth we would always be getting for being 'scousers' when we played.......i was going to list a few teams then but remembered it was when we played any team not from widnes! suffice to say it caused many punch ups. all of which us hard widnes lads won of course.