Also worked with a Terry Bell a few years ago

There was a presenter on radio 2 about ten years ago called emma froid.Made me chuckle every time.

Just an 'f' away from being a pain in the ass

or maybe just a freudian slip away.......how apt that his great grand daughter provokes bum thoughts!

Think Emma Freud is "official" cockney rhyming slang though, as in "ooh, me Emmas are giving me jip today"

Anyway, I used to work with a woman called Fanny Batter

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On Radio two, someone had being to see the Doc, A "Doctor Pain" , and I used to work at the same place as a guy called Bob Down !

Missus has just sold something on ebay to a guy called Terry Bull

I know a Fed back home called Richard barton, always amused me

Remember a Paul Young (Yeh I know!) album sleeve where he was stood next to a sign for a village called Shitterton. Someone had wrote underneath "Have you ever."

I used to go out with a girl who's sister, Audrey, was the Girls's Swimming Champion at Malet Lambert School, the inscription on the trophy read: "Girl's Swimming Champion - A Duck"

As a postie in warrington i deliver mail on one of my rounds to a Mr. Richard Suker. Obviously you have to pronounce it 'sucker', but surely he doesn't shorten his first name to dick?

Way back in my school days, a friend had to ring someone to arrange work experience and ask for Arthur moon. I also once knew a lad from India who was called Phanny Vanker.

there's always the Russian with three testicles Mr Udunic Yourbollokov

It always makes me laugh when they announce Tomasz Schafernakers' name.

Former german international footballer Stefan Kuntz always amused me.

A couple of good ones for the pub....Arthur Worthington, Arthur Foster and so on...

There is a street in Conisbrough called Butt Hole Road. Apparently the residents were getting it changed but I don't know if they were successful as haven't been there in a while.

When I worked for an insurance company, we insured a "traveller" called Elvis Presley Smith and his son Sydney, also a man called James James - why in God's name would you give your child the same christian name as his surname?

My real gem is that my great grandparents were called Dick and Fanny.

wendy has got a mate called teresa green

My doctor is called Dr A.H. Tak and he used to share a surgery with another Dr called DR B. Koul - always used to tickle me when I saw their names on the wall plate outside the door.

Isaac Hunt

You have your moments Cod 'ead, but don't be so hard on yourself!

My father was called Walter James ..But every body called him "TIM"

I know a few Andy Kuntz

The registrar for Births, Deaths and Marriages round here used to be Florence E. De'ath, a bit weird seeing the name on your childs birth certificate!

Also an old waitress that did the breakfasts when I first started out as a pastry chef many moons ago was called Betty Swollocks, I kid you not....

You a pimp?