Oh you're swearing at me now, that's always a good way to win an argument. Had a few drinks in Eldons have we?

"Not a clue, haven't you seen our recent record?"

That's right lads, Kath has bought Hudge out too!

I hate musical chairs, it reminds me of my interchanges.

"Fancy seeing you two lads in the Blue Oyster Bar, can I get you both a drink? Loving the beard Newts"

"Have you guys seen Mr Bigglesworth, mwahahahaha!!"

Good news lads,i've managed to arrange a warm weather training camp at a resort just south of Tripoli !

Is this your first time on a coaching course as well
lads

Your joking, right

Hudge has poached me from Hull and i am now your new coach.

Agar: 'right lads, next week I want you to start getting the ball out wide to our wings'

Newton: 'perhaps if I put my wig on you'll realise who we are'

As its comic relief on Friday i'll be standing in for Justin at Salford, you'll see how its really done.

Er you know it was a short turn around
so us couldn't get your boots cleaned, but
I promise if you give me the job I will try
harder next time

I maybe an idiot, but at least I'm not a dobbin.

What do you mean I don't have to do the interchanges
at the same time as the team sheet

"So what have you gone for tonight Clint? A nice strawberry fizz? Come on show me your nails"

I see your now on the Leeds board advising their fans on McDermotts disposal after 6 games in charge.



Your a ringer.

So after you embarrassed yourself last night you're now stalking me?



You're right though, I mean god forbid anyone should recognise and comment on the the strong parrallels between Leeds' coaching situation and our own.

ATEOTD the current body of evidence suggests that I'm a hell of a lot better judge of a coach than your good self, I'd keep quiet if I were you.

As long as Justine is exempt from your agitation.

Now then you fat scraggy little tramp, what nationality are you going to pick next?

so then you two are you also free agents

Which of you 2 lads is next in line for the de-registering