There's more dog crap about in France!

The reason for that being the HDM site is occupied pretty well exclusively by people with webbed feet & hands. To quote Douglas Adams, "The secret is to bang the rocks together guys".

West stand unreserved seating – Steve refered to questions he had received from fans in the West Stand and asked James why there is no unreserved seating in that area. James responded that he was not aware of this and could see no reason why the end blocks couldn’t be unreserved. JR agreed to look at the matter with the Stadium Management Committee (SMC).

JR also advised the group that due to growing demand the East Stand will potentially become entirely reserved seating. The number of reserved areas within the stadium has increased with demand.
Chairman’s Note: Since this meeting the club have agreed to implement this change next season

from FC VOICES LATEST MEETING WITH JAMES RULE!

What's the name of that music we run out to ?

One born every day.

Is it "Nev is a Moron" by the Jam?

And the dog pish is 8 euro's a pint in some places.

As keyboards replace biros, those people will not be so evolutionarily disadvantaged. As smoking tobacco is more difficult (a pipe would be an option I suppose), they will not suffer the deleterious health effects and impact on reproductive capacity associated with it. They will take over within 4 generations, by my estimate.

U wont be laffing then will u - looser

Standing in near the bar behind South Stand with my brother, season before last, when a pigeon (could have been a robin, infiltrator) pooped from up in the rafters and it came down dead centre into the beer of this guy in front of us. Unbelievably good shot!!!

Could not stop laughing but the guy whose beer it was was totally pi**ed off, what a face!

Will not drink the "beer" at the KC anymore so no fear of it happening to me.

West Stand it is for chav corner then!