funny as ferk!!!

is hudge the man with a grudge favourite song, george micheals
" i want your txt "

For Hudge......

When I was driving home today,
I text my mother what's for my tea?
Is it pot noodle will it be crisps?
Here's what she said to me....

'Put your phone down son
You'll just end up getting done
You'll end up getting done....

To Madness - ‘Driving in my car’

I like driving in my car,
Meeting Justine in the bar.
Text him now to order beer,
Oh crap the fuzz bringing up the rear.
Sorry guys it was my fault,
Here’s my card if you have a jolt.

Police — Every Breath You Take

Every text you make and every call you take
Every law you break
Every step you take, we'll be watching you
Every single day and every word you say
Every game you play
Every night and day, we'll be watching you
Oh can't you see you’re not Hull Fc?
Our poor sides ache with every gaff you make
Every text you make and every law you break
Every smile you fake
Every claim you snake, we'll be watching you

When I was just a little boy
I asked my carehome, what should I be
Speeder or texter, let's wait and see
Both will do for me....

Text your heart out son,
Be careful you don't get done,
Run whinging to the Sun,
oh you're time will come.......

We have a winner.

Wicked! See ya Saturday. You can sing it to me

ANIMAL!!

stay on the scene ..get on up..like a text machine, get on up...
stay on the scene.. get on up..cookies is a has been, get on up..
stay on the scene... get on up...u can only dream..get on up...

Like it!!!!

best so far

fooking genius fooking genius

Winner

hi guys, first post ever so please be kind

to the tune of thats amore

when your ground starts to stink
and your shirts all turned pink
thats a MORGAN

with no forwards to choose
you just buy some more shoes
thats a MORGAN

all his fans get a treat
sixty pound for a receipt
thats a MORGAN

alarm bells ring, dingalinga ling dingalinga ling

your all stuffed!

Good effort mate and welcome to the madhouse

why thankyou! been reading the forum for a long time now, particularly enjoy the dentist diary and thought I would join in the fun!

Text me!
On the phone
You can text me any, any time

Text me!
In my car,
pull me over, slap me with a fine...

(apologies to Blondie)

that old black<and>magic.

rewrite of previous song.that old black<and>magic.

why was the word white missed out of the song title twice?

Let me tell you how it will be;
There's a text for David Mills, it’s the cops for me
'Cause I’m the textman,
Yeah, I’m the textman.

Should Galea’s contract appear too small,
Be thankful I don't take it all.
'Cause I’m the textman,
Yeah, I’m the textman.

(When I drive my car) – I’ll be texting on the street;
(When I’m in the station) – My phone will be on the heap
(When I get let out) – I’ll bob bob along back to the dump
(When I get back there) – I’ll have the right bleedin’ hump

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