What are you talking about. Are you not well?

I've rang for a doctor.

We few, we happy few! We band of buggered.

Think we’ll show up. Same way I think I’ll win the euromillions.

He likes to quote esoteric lyrics from an artist he idolises who hasn't had any success for many years.

He has been on a steep decline ever since. Despite this he still has a large and loyal following even though he continues to produce embarrassingly bad performances.

You don't have to look to far to draw an analogy.

Try this one for size, Zimmerman, see how it fits?

'The fiddler now plays for the countess who's [ipretending[/i to [icare[/i for him,
saying "show me someone who's not a [iparasite[/i and I'll go out and say a prayer for him" '

Does it ring true, or is it a little too close to home for you, given your owners hitherto undiscovered love for the sport of rugby league!!

Smoke and mirrors, Dylan's sustained a career out of magic tricks intended to fool the eye.
Like I say, close to home?

Expecting Ryan Westerman to be in the 21 for saturday

Expecting Ryan Westerman to be in the 21 for saturday

Hasn't he already made the squad this year?

Night have a chance to play with Chamberlain, Litten and possible Carlos out.

Although think Carlos will play, with it been his last game, so him and Briscoe in the centres.

Talk in the paper was a few players maybe back including Trueman, but would be amazed if he played.

With Trueman it will depend on whether Wakefield 'let' him play, as its rumoured they've been paying his wages since July.

Can see him playing though - with Walker in the halves

Can't honestly remember Dave.Trying to erase memories of this season as much as possible



One of the Kemp twins in as well apparently( no Spandau Ballet jokes please

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Callum Kemp probably, been very impressed with him this year

So true

Spoilsport!

As long as we don’t expect too much. He won’t need the pressure on…

I know this much is true

Squad below:

3 – Carlos Tuimavave
9 – Danny Houghton
8 – Herman Ese’ese
12 – Ligi Sao
15 – Jordan Lane
16 – Jack Ashworth
19 – Morgan Smith
21 – Will Gardiner
25 – Harvey Barron
26 – Lewis Martin
27 – Zach Jebson
28 – Denive Balmforth
30 – Matty Laidlaw
31 – Jack Walker
37 – Logan Moy
45 – Yusuf Aydin
46 – Tiaki Chan
48 – Jed Cartwright
51 – Leon Ruan
54 – Ryan Westerman
55 – Callum Kemp

ITKs spot on Kemp and Westerman in squad. Charles rested, Trueman what a waste of space he's been.
Moy/Walker
Barron
Carlos
Westerman
Martin
Walker/Kemp
Smith
Eseese
Houghton
Aydin
Cartwright
Lane
Sao
Subs
Ashworth
Balmforth
Ruan/Chan
Gardiner
I'd be tempted to play Kemp and rest Moy

cumulative squad numbers 606 - must be a record surely

Trueman must be up there with one of the worst value money signing we have made in years.

He'll be fit and playing for Wakey next week.

Pity it's not 666, which would certainly be more apt!
God knows, there must be a hex sign hanging over us from some malevolent force somewhere for us to endure this!

It's almost all over, thank the lord!

It's an ongoing theme with half backs. Old and/or injury prone signings, head, dykes, reynolds, gale, trueman, even kelly to a certain extent. Must have cost the club £millions for very little in return. We had such good value out of sneyd and probably didn't appreciate it at the time

He was also poor from a playing point of view
carried last season by Clifford

You missed Abdull out.
A 3 year contract for a player with recurring knee problems is another that will come back and bite us.

Almost sad to see the size of him on Saturday, this is a bloke that is 29 by the start of next season, hes not a young kid who needs nurturing about his diet anymore, there is no excuse for a pro sportsman get themselves in that state.