also found this gem on the 'photos' tab

"Danielle fell pregnant when she was 16. She has kept the two pregnancy tests in a memory box for Rhys."

seriously wtf!









'yes darling here's the bit of plastic mummy had a wee on to find out she was pregnant' what a momento!

"Unfortunately son, I don't have a list of all the men who were at the party, so we don't know who your Dad is sweetheart, we can't even narrow it down"

I was at A4e when they recorded this, be interesting to see how they have put it together.

Wonder if they managed to catch how poorly run it is.

Ok then.

Well I gave A4e a list of all my skills and what I have worked in. I had my own office when I was 17 and all there answer was for me is to work volountary in offices because I needed the expierence ? In other words unless it was a factory job they couldn't offer me anything else.

I applied for about 50 jobs whilst I was there never got one reply, wonder if they even bothered to send them ? Not saying your friend is that said person or anything and not everyone at A4e was s, the IT department helped me alot.

Infact when I was there the only work they offered me was a server at a chip shop for 8 hours a week oh and a factory job in beverley. I had no car and was better off on the dole for the chippy job.

Before anyone says they are paying for me to live a) I now work again and b) I have paid my fair share of tax so you haven't paid for me to live.

Don't forget making structures out of paper and there charging the government £100 for the process!

i agree that is wrong and whomever said that is well out of order and should have been dealt with by management

i agree 100% they should not waste the money on people who dont want to work...but if dole didnt send them to places like a4e they would get away with it for life...honestly they would simply sit at home getting more and more demotivated and unwilling if thats possible

silly me forgot about that

they sent me to that beverley one first two weeks

wasnt worth getting up at 6 to be shouted by a bunch of pols and god knows what eles was in there

and the lessons in airodynamics, the best way to make a paper airoplain

I have the exact same problem at greencore I will be glad when my sentance is over in december

I worked at Brittania house for a while before I went travelling to aus. On one form (I swear this is true) when asked for the name of the father the answer was
"I don't know his name and couldn't see his face cos he had a crash helmet on!!!"

Must only be me that don't find that funny ?

what do greencore actually make?

Aerosols (sp ?)

thought greencore was the cake factory on sutton park

Probably is might be getting it mixed up with something else.

i m pretty sure i see greencore when im going past on my bike

Correct.

No that's McBrides.

That's where I work.

Works the other way too. When I gave up work I had to fill in forms for Incapacity and one of the questions was:

"What was it like, where you worked"

I was tempted to say

"Very nice thank-you, wall to wall carpets and the people were great"

But when I rang Britannia House to ask them to explain the question in more detail the chap actually said he didn't quite know as the questions were set by central government but he thinks it meant what kind of environment did you work in ie : shop, office, warehouse etc. I know there are some people out there who find form filling tedious and hard but surely they don't need to dumb down the questions that much.

cakes for asda, tesco, sainsburys, aldi, lidle, m+s, somerfield, morisons and the list goes on. but seriosly hygeine is a joke, I put my hand in part off one of the machines and what came out looked and smelt like crap. I will never eat anything produced there

it is, it is what used to be haslewoods

Hazelwoods is right









and its Sutton Fields



I would not like anyone to think Mrs P had taken up mass producing cakes

Some people cut off a finger to obtain disability benefit entitlement, apparently.