So what phrases will our esteemed coach come out with?

Plenty of effort

Men against boys

Injuries

Lack of quality

Addressing problems with recruitment

Any more?

"Frustrating". He says that every week.

Some reference to Wigan' academy and that's what we're aiming for.

Oh and hopefully his resignation.

Lack of game smarts

I'm bloody useless and I'm quitting

Too arrogant to ever resign

"I don't know ...."

I'm liking your change in attitude

Some e about game management

Individual errors.

errrr urrrrrr i dunno! errrrr errrrr

Maybe an explanation of the 'Donny Randomiser'

Tearing down the house in training all week

It was millers fault

I am resigning

How about "There was a couple of sets where we were physically dominating them in defence, and then *insert name here* comes up with a smart kick to touch to give his forwards a breather."

Or something about execution ?

Firing squad or lethal injection

Still lacking game smarts, young lads in the team, pleased with the effort

Would prefer I'm out my depth haven't got a clue how to fix the mess I've got us in and staying on on as head coach is only taking the club down so I am resigning from the post with immediate effect

Give us time, time, time, salary cap, injuries blah blah blah

It's reassuring to know we were competitive for 15 minutes.
He's clueless boring and saying too many youngsters in team. Think it's true what he said about our owner paying too much money for blokes who aren't up to it.
He can start with himself in that. And Ffs to ask for more time from the fans is really taking the pi55.
Just listening to him he's convinced he can make a difference poor deluded guy.

If that's what he said then it's surprisingly eloquent for him.

Well that gave me confidence.

Lets have a lockin in lennys.

It's like agar all over again. An obvious clueless coach but the owner isn't interested in doing anything about it.

I'll buy a pass next year but if we end up in the middle division when they split that will be the last one I buy until the club turns itself around

Really irate that injuries are getting dragged up as an excuse, the only player who is injured who is of even remotely play-off quality is Ellis, and with no disrespect to Ellis the role of a 2nd row grafter should be one of the easiest to cover.