come one peeps lets get smiles back on our faces after a bad season

Man picked up his new car and the salesman says "your car is so hi tech you just speak to the radio and it plays what it's told" guy thinks i'll give it a bash "beatles" he shouts at the radio a hard days night plays. "rolling stones" he shouts and brown sugar plays. a few days later he's out driving when he gets cut up at a roundabout "ing s" he shouts and the radio plays red red robin

it wasn't funny on Facebook, it isn't funny here!

time to be funny standee for a change then



turn your frown upside down

joke thread is on Sib Bin bud.

In mod mode today then

and for people who dont mr mod

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO






Doctor doctor i feel like a cowboy
How long you been like that for?
For about a yeeeeeehhhhhaaaaaaaa.

Not the same gay cowboy who rode into town and shot up the sherriff.?

cheering me up already

Would it actually qualify as a joke though

End of thread right there - joke of the year

A little girl goes 2 the barbers with her dad & stands next 2 the chair eating a cake while her dad gets a haircut. Barber smiles at her & says "you're gonna get hair on your muffin." "i know" she says, "i'm gonna get t*ts too you dirty old B*****d!

A blonde went to her front door several times way before it was time for the postman to make his rounds. Her husband noticed her repeated trips to the door and asked if she was waiting for a special delivery.

"No," she replied, "My computer keeps telling me I have mail."

Nothing wrong with blondes

The club president, coach, a prop and a wing are taking a charter flight to the National Finals when the engines cut out.

The pilot enters the passenger compartment and says, "We're going down. There's only four parachutes! Since I'm the pilot I'm taking one," and then jumps from the plane.

The coach says, "Without me the team won't have a chance, so I'm taking one," and he jumps out.

The winger says, "I'm the fastest and smartest man on the pitch and without me the team can't win a game, so I'm taking one," and he jumps out of the plane.

The club president looks at the prop and says, "You take the last parachute. The team needs you more than it needs me". The prop responds, "We both can take a parachute. The smartest man on the pitch just jumped out of the plane with my kit bag on his back."

Ben Cockaine : "Doctor, doctor, every morning when I get up and look in the mirror - I feel like throwing up. What's wrong with me?" Doctor: "I don't know, but your eyesight is perfect."

A bloke goes to doctors for a check-up, as he has been a bit run down of late.

After the examination the doctor says "Your fine.....nothing wrong". He then pauses and then carries on "Well.......Apart from your d*ck that is. I’m a bit confused as to why it’s orange in colour. Do you work with chemicals at all?"

The man replies "No I don't work."

"well......." the doctor says "What do you do during your unemployment then?"

The man thinks for a bit and replies "I don't do anything I just stay home and watch my porn videos and eat Cheesy Wotsits".

Every tme Hull FC score a try my dog does a summersalt.
If i kick him hard enough he does two.

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2 Rovers fans in a vauxhall zafira have driven off a cliff in wales. officers at the scence said its an appalling tragedy, as this car was capable of seating 7

A banana and a vibrator are sat on the bed,
the banana says to the vibrator "I don't know why your shaking she's going to eat me in a minute".

The family of Hull FC Rugby supporters head out shopping one Saturday before Christmas.

While in a sport shop, the son picks up a KR rugby jersey and says to his sister, "I've decided I'm going to be a KR supporter and I'd like this jersey for Christmas!"

The sister is outraged at this, promptly whacks him round the head and says, "Go talk to your mother."

Off goes the little lad, KR jersey in hand and finds his mother. "Mam," "Yes, son ?" "I've decided I'm going to be a KR supporter and I'd like this jersey for Christmas."

The mother is outraged at this, promptly whacks him round the head and says, "Go talk to your dad ."

Off he goes with the KR jersey in hand and finds his father. "Dad?" "Yes, son?" "I've decided I'm going to be a KR supporter and I would like this jersey for Christmas."

The father is outraged at this, promptly whacks his son round the head and says, "No son of mine is ever going to be seen in that rag !"

About half an hour later, they are all back in the car heading home. The father turns to the son and says, "Son, I hope you've learned an important lesson today?" The son turns to his father and says, "Yes, Father, I have." Father says, "Good son, and what is it?"

The son replies "I've only been a KR supporter for an hour and already I hate you FC ba*t*rds!!!"