Had a dream last night about the Wembley game, and the Hull fans started singing a song that I think I have only heard once which was at the Premiership Final at Old Trafford when we got beat by Huddersfield - a few weeks after we won Division 1 (and the players went and all shaved their heads)

"one man went to mow, went to mow a meadow. He had a sausage dog, with a rubber jonny on its kn*b, went to mow a meadow!"

It has always stayed with me, and I've never heard it since. What other songs can you remember that used to be common on the terraces but no longer sung (excluding player specific songs), or which songs made you laugh at the time?

The "Give it to Adam" song to Adam Hughes at Boulevard was funny at the time, as well as "Farrell's wife has got VD, she sh*gged Furner"

"Where's your father" sung to the refs was always a great song, and sung with so much venom too

We all pi$$ in a red n white pot, to the tune of yellow submarine.
A red robin, A rare bird
Was perched upon, my windowsill. Any one remember that one?
I always remember in the Threepenny a version of You'll Never Walk Alone with loads of clapping in it.

"The famous Kingston Rovers went to Rome to see the pope".

"Going down the Boulevard to see the FC Aces"

I always remember singing to the Saints fans, "Scousers, on the dole, Scousers Scousers on the Dole". Or "Sign on, sign on, with a pen, in your hand, and you'lll never work again, you'lll never work again, sign on"

Dear oh dear.

The YNWA I meant went
Walk on (clap, clap) Walk on (clap, clap) with hope (clap, clap) in your heart (clap, clap) and you'll ne (clap, clap) ver walk (clap, clap) alone.

We still sing those, especially the second one

We are the Pride of all Yorkshire
The cock of the North
We hate Bradford Northern , and Rovers of course
And Leeds

Does anyone know the rest ? If so please post !
My Brother has been singing that bit for years , without knowing the rest !!

We're gunna wembley, we're gunna wembley, you're not, you're not

We still sing that one on Tony's Coach!!

'Go for goal, go for goal, go for goal.'

The Threepenny Stand's plea to Sammy Lloyd to kick from the half way line if we got a penalty from the kick off.

To the tune of wandering star.
I was born under threepenny stand
I was born under threepenny stand
Boots were made for kicking
Trainers were made to wreck
And if you are a rovers fan i'll break your f@#king neck

Another old one but don't know the tune
Y R A were Yorkshires republican army were barmy were off our f@#king heads

After Andy Dannett broke ellery Hanley jaw
"If you play rugby,you'll play no more
Cos Andy Dannett, will break your jaw"

One we used for Jon sharp but should bring back for danny Houghton is
"Jon sharp,Jon sharp,jonny jonny sharp
He's got no hair but we don't care, jonny jonny sharp"

52, 52, Tackle 52, he's got no hair but we don't care, Tackle 52

That would work


2 of the best when in a packed threepenny were
"Disco dancing f.c" and to the same tune "let's go f@#king mental"
When the opposing fans starting singing
"It's nice to know your here,it's nice to know your here
It's nice to know your here, now f@*k off"
I do appreciate all these songs would probably not go down in the more family friendly KCOM but the threepenny got its reputation for being one of the most hostile stands in r.l for a reason. So many memories and friends made on that stand. One of my favourites was birchy (alot of people will know who that is) starting a chant were everyone repeated him Freddie Mercury style. Not to mention his famous skinny dipping song.

For the old West Yorkshire supporters, I remember the words to the Cardiff song we made up on the way down here in the 80's for the cup game. I gave a rendition in the Lamb & Flag after the game last year. Also one of my faves; to the labour political song;

the colours we wear are black and white,
we wear them every day & night,
whatever we do, where we go,
we wear them coz we're proud of you,
so raise your voices to the sky,
the FC boys are flying high,
whatever we do, where we go,
we wear them coz we're proud of you

F@ck off rovers, f@ck off rovers, f@ck off rovers...... ad infinitum

Or for the older fans..... "roger mllward's got VD, he f@cks donkeys"

Wasn't there some song about cock robin the threepenny used to sing I seem to remember someone once told me

Oh how I miss the burning of rovers scarves in the threepenny. I love the smell of burning rovers scarves in the morning

Pretty sure the 2nd verse was georgy Fairburns got vd, he f@#ks milward.

What shall we do with a rovers scarf ? What shall we do with a rovers scarf What shall we do with a rovers scarf early in the morning?
Burn burn burn the b@£t@&d Burn burn burn the b@£t@&d Burn burn burn the b@£t@&d early in the he morning (to the tune of what shall we do with a drunken sailor ) as some one would shin up a station of old threepenny stand and tie a rovers scarf to the roof before setting fire to it and it dripping down as people would Scrabble out of the way of its toxic molten larva lol can you imagine that now

Oh and oh my what a referee and his little wooden whistle wouldn't whistle song

Oh Sammy Sammy
Sammy Sammy Sammy
Sammy Sammy Lloyd!

The hills are alive with the sound of
Hull Fc
Hull Fc
Hull Fc repeat

Hull have got a winger hip hip hip hurray, Hull have got a winger and they call him Graham Bray !!

Six foot two eyes of blue ring ting Tindles after you !!