Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight? ...

Can we ask when and where? Agar looks a bit menacing and Newton looks like he's gone to seed.

i'm sure it was Brain Nobles Skoda parked next to Longys Ford Fiesta !

You fell over!

Have any of you seen my RL coaching for dummies book?

Oh yes

Where does us get one of them blonde wigs from? Could use a disguise right now.

Either of you guys understand this interchange thing?............

And the winner of the Elvis "Vegas years" look-a-like is..................

Don't look over there Clint it's Josh Perry........

Can either of you tell me where the job centre is?

Any jobs going at your place?..............

Has Sharpy finished us beach house yet?

'You two was supposed to be holding us bar up'

Only last week at the fundraising for Australian floods dinner!

Newton has removed his blond wig thinking he won't make the derby and revealed the horrors beneath

. God knows what's under the "beard".

'What's his problem over there? Does he want to go or what?'

'Erm...that's a mirror, mate.'

'Didnt you get the voicemail Clint?..The James Rule look-a-like contest has been cancelled'

So tell me that again. Justin does what to get the players to perform?

'Any of you two familiar with an internet warrior called Brindley?'

'No lads you're not fooling me, they don't have the internet in Withernsea'

Right lads get your money on Wakefield to beat us this week Nudge Nudge wink wink say no more.

Oh yes [ius[/i does Keyboard Knight.

How can I be 'keyboard warrior' when I post everything under my full name?

It's a shame you've tried to derail a much needed 'light-relief' thread with a dig at me though. I know you don't like my views but it's your boy Agar that you ought to be cross with.

Looks lads it seems as though I will be joining a bit earlier than expected, I think my stint as Agent Agar has gone well though. Don't worry though because I had a word with Uncle Kaff and Agent Webster will be continuing my good work.

Fisher:

"He's right, Clint, you [ihave[/i grown devil horns".