Mines a nickname from work, simply added my surname and last 4 of my Army number....

Same as my Xbox gamer tag keep things simple

My 7th wife was blonde and a complete airhead....

Wtf 7 wifes ? You must be a glutton for punishment

Last name is wilson, every wilson ever is called willow so I just wanted to be different.

Wasn't until I was searching for an avatar that I discovered Willa is a girls name. I now wear hot pants and a boob tube around the house

pretty self explanatory

Well obvious painted the whole off the old 3 penny stand ,tarred the corogated roof .
Even tarmacked behind it after tarmac been dumped in a pile for 3 days .
Also when Speedway there had to go catch the 3 German sheperds that was running loose for safety of ground same night tanoy system failed and a young Joe Longthorne lent them his