How about "Gareth Hock, sustained violent assault with intent to harm" 18 months to 2 years, previous drug taking and violent conduct, banned from the game for three years, would seem about right.

Justice Standee stylee

Here, you forgot this:

there was a few high tackles to, seem to remember Wilkin and McCollorum swinging high, wonder if they'll get done too???

Nah course not, they only do that to Hull.

All three red carded players will get banned, no question. Lockers should be up too.