Quote ="cod'ead"I can understand the beeb selecting Widnes v Saints, especially given the numpties that'll be presenting it.
JD (in his best Siadwell voice) : "Look Ray, I'm telling you, Widnes are a better team than Saints ever could dream of being, what about big Jim Mills?"
RF (doing his Frank Barlow impersonation) : "Sorry Jonathon but whatever they taught you and Jim Mills down in those Welsh valleys, you never had the likes of Alex Murphy did you?"
Please don't look any deeper than some frigging idiot, chinless, public school-educated producer thinking it would be a spiffing idea to get the previous clubs of "those two northern blokes" on the TV together.'"
I,m taking bets on the minute R/F first says " N loook at them boots jonathan the carpet slippers nowadays" 0 to 20 mins 6/4