Yes chris you should know you are not allowed to miss any games at all, regardless of what rubbish they serve. Also you must not say anything bad about the club either as this will upset the deluded people who think agar is doing a fantastic job with what he has as his disposel

Are you deliberately missing the point, or are you being stupid?

I could ask the same question. Humour is a wonderful gift.

Let's hope you get a wonderful gift for your birthday then

Nope, my version was more accurate.

Then i bow to your obviously superior knowledge. After all a mod MUST be right i guess.