The solution is quite simple really, in the vain hope that she is reading this message board, this is what you do:

a) Do not hold the mike so close to your mouth, it aint necessary
b) Don't shout thats why you have a microphone
c) Speak slower so that we can understand what you are saying
d) Read through the team sheet before you announce it to the crowd so that you know what your doing, its called being professional
e) Lower your voice level, it makes for better clarity
f) You are at a rugby match not hosting the breakfast show, just say the words and try not to trip over the furniture.

She is rubbish. Fact.



She really should learn the positions of the team aswell rather than just reading the names and numbers of the players in the order they are written on the sheet.

As someone whose job entailed speaking on a microphone (yes I did need one

) you are pretty spot on there. The Jonny Whitely speech at half time was impossible to understand although I don't think her accent helps.

Mostly missionary.