Maybe Calderwood will be switched to the opposite wing, receive loads of ball, play out of his skin, score a double hat trick, catch every high ball and show all the doubters what a wing maestro he is. Obviously if he doesn't this will be entirely down to his centre, whether it be Horne, Yeamo or Hall.

And if he does, there will still be a load of retards on here saying he's crap.

Or Graham Bray (hip hip hip hooray)

but he is crap

There you go, see.