Hmm well my sister is one of the original ones and for the person who said they look scruffy they wear hull fc away shirts 08 and a hull fc jumper.

They dont get paid they used to get paid 20 pounds and therefore have no real resources to improve.

Oh well they have quit now and thats why you are left with teen angels and a boy

It reminded me of something you see in your front room at Christmas .
"Now kids , MOVE AWAY FROM THE TELLY".

It worries me when our pre match entertainment is young kids - while half time we live on the fact the club pull out the fattest unlikely goal kicker in the world to win a P&O cruise by hitting the cross bar of a target that is taking up pie eating time!!!!! - meanwhile other clubs have page 3 models performing sumersaults as the plyers run out - I know which I would prefer (sorry pie eaters!!)

Done right , Paraffin could add that extra ........

I like your thinking - spray them in parrafin and make them dance around flames.... although may need a new team the week after - still
I'd pay!!!

Maybe