Ah good, a request from the attendees, are you available with your wine opening abilities to do any cork pulling tommorow?

And snowies doing the peeling of the king edwards, but we need you to roll the sausages in to the right shape if thas ok?

This is how it works, you kill it cook it and serve it and i'll eat it.


No other deal is an option.


PS feline is next on the Mod list.

I hope you accept this gift in the spirit it is intended, as this thread is a bit of dark humour. I have spent a while crafting you this ( could use as a screen saver/ mobile wall paper). To have wake you no need to have one of these!





I would still like to wish you all good luck tomorrow, I know as humble fans dispite the rights and wrongs it is a ty time for you.

105 tonight chappers, a light fish supper is in order I think!

please no I had enough of thatcher

more have arrived ,Jesus , more loaves and fishes needed

Cheers rugbyball its a real spirit lifter.

re the mod list

she has submitted an application and it wiil be reviewed under the following criteria.

1 amount of cranial hair
2 number of close to the bone sexual references allowed per week
3 Being called, or not, Al
4 And then all of the above may be ignored if she lives in oh lets say wales or somewhere.

However, if you have a nice house, your in.

argh theres 125 of the sods!

Give em a skinny portion and if they complain they get banned.

Are you gonna hold a second sitting for the last supper?

ok as its a bit busy from visitors we have to introduce new rules, sorry.

right all WTRLFC fans get a full mashings, fish fingers cheesy rims and a large sausage, and if your good a very large cod piece from kinley.

All away fans get to say how good it is to come to our barby, enjoy it, have fun but when it comes down to it would rather go to a welsh leek festival or eat jellied eels, on their own, in a field, alone.

Except cas fans, who are of course welcome if they bring the 6 finger bread rolls

To you sir I recommend the very amusing, Richard Herring's, Hitler Moustache DVD.

Chapster, where are you, it's @@@@@@@ bedlam!!!!

im here old bean, not been around all day so presuming we got the boot, never mind, we had a good run in super league and Im sure Halifax will mke agood addition to the league, bet their chairmans all pleased this evening.

To you all , lets not be too downhearted, at least I dont have to buy sandal cat a beer, silly man with his optimisitic views, laughable.

bring back Ted for me, and Mopsey, better times for the club as a whole.

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Kinley old bean , it would appear to be party time!

You'll have to get the water spray out coz flames will fly with that

rather disappointing numbers so far a mear 130 or so, what is wrong with everyone, we get more than that when we lose by a slither to Hull KR or some other fellow super league club.

Update on arrangements, sandal cat is or free beer, NGB4C is er, allowed in and we are not burning him, Al has agreed to moderate that you all drink moderately.

Just a word of warning, do not slip on the spit dummies lying about from the cancelled halifax barby earlier.

So one last time, whos for a large sausage, some cheesy crusts, and a dip in Kinleys special sauce vat?

Chappy we had hundreds of members and about 350guests earlier.

yes, well, I would have helped but Kinley was in charge today and as usual when he is the numbers dwindle! the boy simply has no sausage skills.

Well what a service, I'm absolutely knackered!!
I pulled the shutter down, I'm blathered in batter, it gets everywhere the stuff!!
My sausage surprise went down well, but not as well as the crusader surprise did, and in the end there was no need for the big humble pie I baked.
Oh well time for a hot toddy and to bed, it's been a chaotic day but a good day!
Sleep well everyone!!!
Oh and Chappers! Your fired!!!!

Not like you to be in favour of a late pull out!

hope we dont need the barby again for a while mate!

Seems like I got what I wanted . The big shock I was expecting , the sun shone for you , and it rained on the BBQ west of the M62 .
It didn't all go quite as most people expected , but the end result is all that matters .
I shall be collecting my winnings from the bookies and a few mates in the morning



Congratulations all round .

As we are over the hundred mark again we have dusted off the barby!

tonight theme is................the "F factor"
ie are you a proper fan if you dont come to the barby????

guest speakers,
Lupset Airport for the "I go to the club shop sometimes" brigade.
Big Al with his speech for the bottle bar clique party.
The Clan, largely because if theres any speaking to be done he usually wants to be involved!


And , snowies cat, because all net forums love a nice furry er erm cat, yes cat, not kitten or tabby or especially pussy.

New bounce wont be here but "predictable flop" will be.

Kinley has gone for some cucumbers, dont think hes coming to the barby though.

Cucumbers!!!! Salad dodger I!!!!