While your at it can I have some fried Mushrooms?

oh i see, my little pink lizard you have returned!
batter splashes!!! damn i missed that one!!







I have heard of snowies peeling ability, and i cant find a way to get the word skin in to this sentence and not get banned!

Could be a whole new mod team. There's something to look forward to.

oh no when Al was trying to ring me I was chatting to my mum who lives in Scarborough and asked her to send over a trawler for us,,,,

How dare you mention Calder btw

Ah yes but you could get exemptions due to my new criteria, which is basically finding everyhthing Al would ban me for and doing the opposite, its a fans favourite, go with the flow, worked for hitler!

only kidding Alan!

Foreskin isn't covered by the Sweary Mary (so to speak), so you're safe. All depends on the context, though. Don't try it as "swear filter circumnavigation" tomorrow though, or you may end up a passive observer.



yak yak, fnaar fnaar

Good application for the Super Mod league but a bit patronising, you see your history of moderation,and indeed many years of success means nothing now, I see feline as a good mod, as she likes a sausage gag, and that is the future of moderation, not Alan in his stuck in the 70's banning people for saying willy ways.

Over the last week or so this threads kept me sane, i think.

And he is our forum moderators' role model... allegedly...

Ha me as a mod , am far too liberal for that , especially now the dry white is out of the fridge

only two people have had that moustache ever, hitler and charlie chaplin!
weirdly hitler thought it make him more friendly, like the amusing falling over tramp.

Sort of expecting Al to look a bit like me in the new season!

yep the ones the RFL have that give hallucinations of grandeur

Ah good, a request from the attendees, are you available with your wine opening abilities to do any cork pulling tommorow?

And snowies doing the peeling of the king edwards, but we need you to roll the sausages in to the right shape if thas ok?

This is how it works, you kill it cook it and serve it and i'll eat it.


No other deal is an option.


PS feline is next on the Mod list.

I hope you accept this gift in the spirit it is intended, as this thread is a bit of dark humour. I have spent a while crafting you this ( could use as a screen saver/ mobile wall paper). To have wake you no need to have one of these!





I would still like to wish you all good luck tomorrow, I know as humble fans dispite the rights and wrongs it is a ty time for you.

105 tonight chappers, a light fish supper is in order I think!

please no I had enough of thatcher

more have arrived ,Jesus , more loaves and fishes needed

Cheers rugbyball its a real spirit lifter.

re the mod list

she has submitted an application and it wiil be reviewed under the following criteria.

1 amount of cranial hair
2 number of close to the bone sexual references allowed per week
3 Being called, or not, Al
4 And then all of the above may be ignored if she lives in oh lets say wales or somewhere.

However, if you have a nice house, your in.

argh theres 125 of the sods!

Give em a skinny portion and if they complain they get banned.

Are you gonna hold a second sitting for the last supper?

ok as its a bit busy from visitors we have to introduce new rules, sorry.

right all WTRLFC fans get a full mashings, fish fingers cheesy rims and a large sausage, and if your good a very large cod piece from kinley.

All away fans get to say how good it is to come to our barby, enjoy it, have fun but when it comes down to it would rather go to a welsh leek festival or eat jellied eels, on their own, in a field, alone.

Except cas fans, who are of course welcome if they bring the 6 finger bread rolls

To you sir I recommend the very amusing, Richard Herring's, Hitler Moustache DVD.