Ok but you can eat mine for me

Are you watching the correct form of rugby???

There will be no swinging low of anything, except Al, who got his name for a reason.

And no cocktails, Beer, brown beer, with nails in it.

And no WTRLFC fan would even know its possible for a male person to be roasted in that way, wake up red hall, smell the lavendar hankies, er allegedly.

whoever told you that, they were just being kind . Anyway I just rang you no answer were you washing your hair ready for tomorrow

Will be keeping my head down tomorow as that troll beating stick of yours will more than be likely on a hair trigger .

Hope it turns out nice for you , and the rain falls to the west of the M62 .

looks like lots guests wanting to come see how many online ............we do deserve a licence so much interest in our bbq should have put it in our application for sure

Have you tried putting the phone down cos its engaged.

it is now !

I dont know , is the PM system broken??

At the barby tomorrow, quite coincidentaly, Im propsing the launch pf my new super moderator franchise, which is based on lots of criteria, most of which im not telling you, but rest assured if there has not been hair growth in 3 years, your out!

and tall people, no idea why they might get ousted, they just will, bloody expansionists!

How high (or low) are you setting the bar?

126 guests at the moment. Maybe the Barby should be fired up early?

Round about exactly the top of my head, so about 5 foot 7 and a large bit ish.

id like to point out though theres no girth restriction, Im anti expansion not against growth in traditional rugby league areas, and Im chubby!

Anyway your ok RR as you have courted favour with me, as yet Al has failed to submit an application, think hes working on youth development, but again thats just a rumour.

were on the frying pan tonight sorry, RR wanted some eggs doing and feline wanted a sausage.

Tomorrow the barby will be up as ..............yeeeeeeeessss we will be .............out of the frying pan and on to the fire

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh bliss!

I'm back chappers and the Scarborough fishing fleet will be sailing up the Calder and dropping it's catch. The old boy has had a few good results with his taties this year so it's gonna be Chish and Fips all round tomoz!
Snowie has offered to peel, so if you can chop we're sorted!
Early start I reckon, I've been promised a tip off, for the bar opening in the event of good news

but I reckon we have a long day of frying, fishy fingers and batter splashes on our trouser fronts!!!

While your at it can I have some fried Mushrooms?

oh i see, my little pink lizard you have returned!
batter splashes!!! damn i missed that one!!







I have heard of snowies peeling ability, and i cant find a way to get the word skin in to this sentence and not get banned!

Could be a whole new mod team. There's something to look forward to.

oh no when Al was trying to ring me I was chatting to my mum who lives in Scarborough and asked her to send over a trawler for us,,,,

How dare you mention Calder btw

Ah yes but you could get exemptions due to my new criteria, which is basically finding everyhthing Al would ban me for and doing the opposite, its a fans favourite, go with the flow, worked for hitler!

only kidding Alan!

Foreskin isn't covered by the Sweary Mary (so to speak), so you're safe. All depends on the context, though. Don't try it as "swear filter circumnavigation" tomorrow though, or you may end up a passive observer.



yak yak, fnaar fnaar

Good application for the Super Mod league but a bit patronising, you see your history of moderation,and indeed many years of success means nothing now, I see feline as a good mod, as she likes a sausage gag, and that is the future of moderation, not Alan in his stuck in the 70's banning people for saying willy ways.

Over the last week or so this threads kept me sane, i think.

And he is our forum moderators' role model... allegedly...

Ha me as a mod , am far too liberal for that , especially now the dry white is out of the fridge

only two people have had that moustache ever, hitler and charlie chaplin!
weirdly hitler thought it make him more friendly, like the amusing falling over tramp.

Sort of expecting Al to look a bit like me in the new season!

yep the ones the RFL have that give hallucinations of grandeur