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| Ikea.
Swedish for 'Missing Bolt'.
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| Pinocchio goes to the Hull KR board and asks, "Do you know how to make me a real boy? No they reply, "but we do know how to Sandercock"
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| Had to go to the doctors this morning suffering from an irrational fear of Gloria Gaynor. At first I was afraid, then I was petrified...
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| Arrived home to find a pretty woman grouting the bathroom wall and singing 'It's a heartache, nothin' but a fools game.' I thought to myself, she's a bonny tiler.
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| Referees both sides of the globe.
Drop with the elbow (report), drop with knees (naughty watch your discipline).
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| Kermit keeps leaving pictures of Miss Piggy naked and in saucy poses.
Bloody frog's porn!
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International Star | 808 | No Team Selected |
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| I asked a Cas fan if he had seen Rita, Sue and Bob too. He replied " I ain't seen the first one yet"
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| George Clooney is playing Kevin Webster in his new film.
Its called Oh she's eleven!
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| Just seen Kevin Webster in the garage working on a 14 year old escort
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| Calories (noun) - Tiny creatures that live in your wardrobe and sew your clothes a little bit tighter every night.
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Mar 2007 | 18 years | |
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| Q: What's the difference between a hedgehog and that audi that keeps on undertaking me on denby dale road ?
A: The hedgehog has pricks on the outside.
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| I got a job as a bounty hunter in China.
Couldn't believe my luck, every time they put a new wanted poster up, the guy they were after was standing right next to me!
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| England rugby team - proving 2003 was a massive fluke since 2004.
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| An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a pub and the landlord says, "Is this some kind of joke...?"
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Aug 2002 | 22 years | |
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| Q: How many Cas fans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Until they get electricity in Cas we'll never know.
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| I don't normally trust fast food outlets for cleanliness reasons however I don't mind eating at McDonalds because of the staff there - well you'll never get a pubic hair in your big mac will you? and the chances of the manager catching something and being there next week are as likely as a fev super league licence
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| What do you call a Cas fan with a brain...............
............. a thief !!!!!!
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| Quote ="FIL"What do you call a Cas fan with a brain...............
............. a thief !!!!!!'"
pregnant?
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| Sting and his wife were walking to a resteraunt in silence and his wife finally snapped at him:
"Ok, you've not said a word since we left the house, you've done nothing but play with that phone of yours! What are you doing?"
"Sending out an SMS" he replied.
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| How does a classy cas lass turn out the light after sex?
Shut the car door
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| In some far off tax haven country, Sean connery is having lunch with his agent. 'sean,baby we got a real movie on our hands, why dont we go over the script tommorow, what about say.. tennish'. sean stroke his beard. 'sounds good, but i'll have to find my racket'
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| kevin webster sat at home watching tele. door slams up stairs and the missus is swearing, and comes in the living room. 'what av i done now he says?'. 'there saying your a paedophile on the tele' the missus says. 'paedophile eh! well thats a big word coming form an 11 year old'
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| A guy, alone on a business trip, decides to call for a 'massage', he gets a number of a hot looking girl from a local phone box and calls her up.
'Hello', the sexy voice answers,
'Hi', he says, 'I want a massage in my room. Actually, look, no, I want more than a massage, I'm all alone here in the city, I want sex. I want you for all night, to talk kinky too, I wanna try every position. Can you bring toys and things to play with, maybe stuff to stick up my bum... My wife doesn't let me do any of that at home?'
'Well sir, if you want an out side line, you need to dial 9 first'.
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| Q: Why do Sumo wrestlers shave their legs?
A: So they aren't mistaken for any of Castleford Cheerleaders.
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Jun 2005 | 20 years | |
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| A Frenchman, Italian and Yorkshireman are sitting in a pub talking about making love to their wives. The Frenchman says when I make love to my wife she lifts two feet of the bed with ecstasy. The Italian says that is nothing when finish make love to my wife she lifts five feet off the bed with ecstasy. The Yorkshireman pipes up and says you think that is clever, well when I give our lass one I get out of bed wipe myself on the curtain and she hits the roof.
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