111 of em in tonight and no kinley, idle git!

Felines making some tea but wants a sausage so I may have to leave the kitchen for a while, the sweets are going fast though, the loiners love the puff pastry, but dont seem too keen on the featherlite rolls.

Sorry as a troll your going on!



if your lucky we will spare you the pinapple!

that is harsh



did you not know that the poor lad has had to suffer a freezing day out at Scarborough and I do believe he has gone out to fetch the fish so its fresh for tomorrow

Fish??? Were gonna need herds of wilderbeast for tomorrow at this rate! and ive seen the codpieces hes brought before to be fair, he said the water was cold!

On the up side we have a Max Boyce on a spit replica, made out of, well Max Boyce! and hes got a free leek, which he may have before we cook him.

Oooooohhhh ! ! ! I have never been spit-roasted before . I suppose there is a first time for everything though ain't there . Might have a second go if you promise to leave out the pineapple . I hate pineapples .

I wasn't trolling by the way . I have genuine sympathy for what you lot are going through and how you have been treated . Hopefully there will be a big shock tomorrow and your drinks will be celebratory ones .

thanks its really making me laugh this one, so so looking forward to the feast . I can make Veggy kebabs and prawn pinwheels ( very hot and spicy mmm)

You keep the old tin hat on tommorow so you don't get caught in the blur that will be my key board

No thanks we are real men.

Er veggy kebabs , are they like kebabs without the meat??
How would you feel if someone offered you an

er "veggie early night " ??

ok thats works better

Yes Al, but Veggy Kebabs might be worth another point on the licence

that's a bit up market

cocktails as well

Ok but you can eat mine for me

Are you watching the correct form of rugby???

There will be no swinging low of anything, except Al, who got his name for a reason.

And no cocktails, Beer, brown beer, with nails in it.

And no WTRLFC fan would even know its possible for a male person to be roasted in that way, wake up red hall, smell the lavendar hankies, er allegedly.

whoever told you that, they were just being kind . Anyway I just rang you no answer were you washing your hair ready for tomorrow

Will be keeping my head down tomorow as that troll beating stick of yours will more than be likely on a hair trigger .

Hope it turns out nice for you , and the rain falls to the west of the M62 .

looks like lots guests wanting to come see how many online ............we do deserve a licence so much interest in our bbq should have put it in our application for sure

Have you tried putting the phone down cos its engaged.

it is now !

I dont know , is the PM system broken??

At the barby tomorrow, quite coincidentaly, Im propsing the launch pf my new super moderator franchise, which is based on lots of criteria, most of which im not telling you, but rest assured if there has not been hair growth in 3 years, your out!

and tall people, no idea why they might get ousted, they just will, bloody expansionists!

How high (or low) are you setting the bar?

126 guests at the moment. Maybe the Barby should be fired up early?

Round about exactly the top of my head, so about 5 foot 7 and a large bit ish.

id like to point out though theres no girth restriction, Im anti expansion not against growth in traditional rugby league areas, and Im chubby!

Anyway your ok RR as you have courted favour with me, as yet Al has failed to submit an application, think hes working on youth development, but again thats just a rumour.

were on the frying pan tonight sorry, RR wanted some eggs doing and feline wanted a sausage.

Tomorrow the barby will be up as ..............yeeeeeeeessss we will be .............out of the frying pan and on to the fire

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh bliss!

I'm back chappers and the Scarborough fishing fleet will be sailing up the Calder and dropping it's catch. The old boy has had a few good results with his taties this year so it's gonna be Chish and Fips all round tomoz!
Snowie has offered to peel, so if you can chop we're sorted!
Early start I reckon, I've been promised a tip off, for the bar opening in the event of good news

but I reckon we have a long day of frying, fishy fingers and batter splashes on our trouser fronts!!!