That's right, mate, it's important to have standards. You just stick to enjoying the quality meat that goes into sausage rolls instead.

I had (1 free) roll and you won't let me forget it will you

Did anyone see this? viewtopic.php?t=434308 You just could imagine seeing that

Did anyone see this? viewtopic.php?t=434308 You just could imagine seeing that

well done jensen on been world champ

Quite so.

British Driver and British Constructor Champions. We are quick to knock our failures - we should be quicker at applauding our success on a major world stage!

New junior Wildcat born today at 9.39am weighing 9lb 2 ounces, both mummy and baby doing well, daddy proud as punch to be a dad

congratulations to you both now comes the sleepless nights

www.wakefieldexpress.co.uk/news/ ... 5768967.jp Good news with regards to the Trinity Walk Development. Much needed boost to the city. Hopefully it will be completed in sync with the other Trinity development!

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think I'd stay on the beach abcnews.go.com/WN/shark-shark-at ... id=8925786

think I'd stay on the beach abcnews.go.com/WN/shark-shark-at ... id=8925786

has anyone been to hansons garden on denby dale road

there is a african grey parrot called charlie in the pet section cute thing it is, Mel kept saying to it, hello charlie, hello charlie, hello charlie,

it replied **** off

so funny I fell of my perch

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Quote ="Khlav Kalash"www.wakefieldexpress.co.uk/news/Trinity-Walk-back-on-track.5768967.jp Good news with regards to the Trinity Walk Development. Much needed boost to the city. Hopefully it will be completed in sync with the other Trinity development!'" This is better news! www.wakefieldexpress.co.uk/news/ ... 5759150.jp

Aussie week so hes goes


A Australian rubbish collector is driving along a street picking up the wheelie bins and emptying them into his compactor.

He goes to one house where the bin hasn't been left out, and in the spirit of kindness, and after having a quick look about for the bin, he gets out of his truck goes to the front door and knocks.

There's no answer.

Being a kindly and conscientious bloke, he knocks again - much harder.

Eventually a Japanese man comes to the door.

"Harro!" says the Japanese man.

"Gidday, mate! Where's ya bin?" asks the collector.

"I bin on toiret," explains the Japanese bloke, a bit perplexed.

Realising the little foreign fellow had misunderstood him, the bin man smiles and tries again.

"No ! no ! mate, Where's your dust bin?".

"I dust been to toiret, I toll you!'' says the Japanese man, still
perplexed.

"Listen," says the collector. "You're misunderstanding me.
Where's your 'w h e e l i e' bin?'"

"OK, OK. replies the Japanese man with a sheepish grin, and whispers in the collector's ear.

"I wheelie bin having sex wirra wife's sista.........!"

bur dum tish!!!

I'm sure this doesn't come under the politically correct banner anymore.....but that made me laugh!
At 9.18 in the morning at work, that's a good thing. Thanks

As an adulterous jap, who regularly forgets to leave his bins out, I take great offence to this "so called" joke!!!!!
PS was it his household, cardboard, garden or recycling!!!

Thats a old joke



but still funny

Slight variation,

Dustbin man "Where's ya bin?"
Rasta "I as bin to Jamaica on me holidays man"
Bin man "No, wheres ya weely bin?"
Rasta "Ok, I as weely bin to Blackpool"

If we're having bad gags how about this one?

It's a cold windy night,the bloke and his wife have been in bed for an hour,they hear a knock on the door,the wife says "who's that on a night like this",the bloke puts his dressing gown on and goes to the door,a guy is stood there drenched,"could you do me a favour mate and give us a push?I'm desperate for a push".
The guy goes back up to bed,tells his wife,"give him a push" she says,"i'm pretty sure you'd appreciate it if we were broken down"
The guy goes down stairs gets wrapped up and goes outside,a voice from the distance shouts "over here mate........On the swing!!!"

ok
how do you get 5 donkeys on a fire engine???

2 in the front
2 in the back











and one on top going eeeeeeeeeeeh aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw



whens ngb4c back?

Whats blue and smells like yellow paint ?

blue paint?


or a smurf decorator who has just dropped his yellow paint on the floor and tried desperatly to salvage some by scooping in up in his smurfy hands?

what key can open all doors?




































A Pikey

I knew you would get it cos its a childish joke

If a cow and a calf ate a turnip and a half in a day and a half, how many would they eat in a fortnight?



14


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24

ready for tomorrow nights Halloween pumpkin carved




pumpkin soup, pumpkin pie