Quote ="chapster"Tuesday 26th July 2011 - prebooking details Hi fellow super league fans. As we are expecting a big turn out tuesday evening to celebrate our retention of Sl status you are advised to pre book your place at the barbie, it going to be a cracking do, loads of stuff available from the club shop, were going down that morning to make sure, a top lass from london doing a few songs when announcements made, 27 and very keen, bringing her own gear too. food will be humble pie all round, with some damp squib for afters. in the event of us not getting a licence, im expecting it to be even busier, so kinley has got some loaves and some haddock, and we have invited jesus, who will tell us how the meek inherit the earth and other such stuff. see you there '" the weather will be fine news.bbc.co.uk/weather/forecast/ ... =Wakefield

Quote ="chapster"Tuesday 26th July 2011 - prebooking details Hi fellow super league fans. As we are expecting a big turn out tuesday evening to celebrate our retention of Sl status you are advised to pre book your place at the barbie, it going to be a cracking do, loads of stuff available from the club shop, were going down that morning to make sure, a top lass from london doing a few songs when announcements made, 27 and very keen, bringing her own gear too. food will be humble pie all round, with some damp squib for afters. in the event of us not getting a licence, im expecting it to be even busier, so kinley has got some loaves and some haddock, and we have invited jesus, who will tell us how the meek inherit the earth and other such stuff. see you there '" the weather will be fine news.bbc.co.uk/weather/forecast/ ... =Wakefield

Quote ="snowie"the weather will be fine news.bbc.co.uk/weather/forecast/ ... =Wakefield'" good news snowie, hope the cats ok! Message from local tabby is that hes a machine, dirty bugger! fortunatly since he was round here we have kittens galore for the barby if things get desperate.

Quote ="snowie"the weather will be fine news.bbc.co.uk/weather/forecast/ ... =Wakefield'" good news snowie, hope the cats ok! Message from local tabby is that hes a machine, dirty bugger! fortunatly since he was round here we have kittens galore for the barby if things get desperate.

Can I book a place in the bb que



Also may need to reserve the naughty step.. if i get too angry by trolls mocking us, and our non super league "standard" sausages !

your crayoned on the guest list matey!

ps our sausages are better than any welsh bangers, and you cant even get a bloody sausage in london, jellied eels?? pearly kings, its a man in a coat with a more than average amount of buttons on it! sod em!

update kinley has got the finger rolls from cas, so plenty to go round.

By the way, we may need to get a bigger spit to roast Nigel Wood on.

Belly pork

were ok we still have the one we roasted hickey on sunday before last.

we have but it a bit higher so his gut dont hit the ground, and we are not killing him prior to putting him on the spit, we are putting an apple in his mouth, and we have a pineapple too!

First time he's seen fruit in a good while I would have thought?

darling your home!

were nearly full for tuesday already, Mr woods relationship with fruit is sort of like mine with the pussycat dolls, seen but never eaten.

anyway, were expecting about 500, warning Clans coming, so you better check the barby is technically a barby just not a random coal burning holding device, you know what hes like!

Have you missed me sugar lips!!!!
Events like this don't plan themselves you know, so let's get cracking!!
I've dug out the dominos menu, who wants sides???

Ok we are expecting a load of pies arriving sometime early evening, the cas 6 finger bread rolls are ordered and as a special treat ive got some really think rhino coming.

Ive cancelled the jellied eels and we may need a new turn, but apart from that its looking good.

do dominos still do the cheesy crust?

Nom

were gonna need to keep an eye on you tuesday!

update!
we are going to need a bigger barby methinks, biggest ever ffs! theres 70 guests tonight and its only a non game sunday!
Kinley got the cheesy crusts and ive got some fish fingers, its been a good weekend.

the mods are locking the gates for no reason after an hour, as they have been asked to.
Snowie has confirmed no under 18's!
Uptoncat is bringing party streamers so if anyone want to pull his poppers let him know.

and sandal cat has a villa in orlando, not strictly part of the barby but if you know it will save you about 4 hours tuesday night.

We should start the betting on what the max number of visitors is going to be on tuesday, no doubt it's going to break the administration record of around 200, could easily double it.

He's quite funny but he's flirting with fire.


Just wait while tuesday morning and someone lights the blue touch paper, then you'll be gratefull

Its possible the server will go down under the strain, don't be suprised if it does.

Aw you say the sweetest things, but wasnt flirting Alan, sorry!

No I have not

[uGenuine apology from me to snowie[/u

Bad joke, should not have mentioned your name as you confirmed nothing of the sort, please accept this genuine public apology.

JC

ok no tickets left now for tomorrow, snowie got quite a few feebies to increase the attendance!

Right to allow for time to ponder, reflect, and kills various members of the rfl its a 7pm start, bring beer and your own meat, if you give kinley your meat he will let you give you a free muffin on entry.

Entertainment is from the "Big Al's banning button band" and they better be freaking good!

Upbeat vibes will be provided by "upton cat and the dreamers" with a guest appearence by Mopsey to read his poem, that he has written himself, called "All things bright and blaymire"

see you there

You better believe it.

Don't suppose you could do us a quick egg, peas and chips, chappy? I know it's not bbq fare, but I got home late, and "dinner's in the dog". Ta.

not a problem old bean as theres about 100 guest we may have to fire up anyway, a fry up stall in a very good idea rebel x 2.

ok everyone in response to rebels request there wil now be a fry up, first ont e pan, eggs chips and peas for RR, I suppose this means some hot pork will be available for the ladies.

Carry on Chapster

I would imagine Al will be banging out a tune with his troll beating stick tomorrow . His arms are gonna be aching by last orders .
For what it is worth . I wish you all the best with your barbecue , wether you are having it on the top terrace , or down at the bottom of the garden . God luck for tomorrow . I really do hope the sun shines for you . There are other barbecues more deserving of a rainy day in the morning .