Was he horse riding in a swimming pool?

felicity kendal? mmmmmmmmmm.....snatch!

Penelope Keith?

im sure felicity would not appreciate the attentions of vulgarians like you!
she likes refined intellectual types, dont you felicity?? darling.

about ten years ago me and a couple of mates spotted her in manchester and followed her about a bit out of curiosity, she got the willies and took sanctury in a Spar. as you say, vulgarians

Curiosity? Yeah right!

I bet you were just hoping she was feeling vunerable!

you have stalked felicity kendall??

oh how disgusting a man are you?, told you tom good was a wuss, if she were married to me you would not have stalked her, largely due to the fact i would not let her out of the house.

Just watching one of my favourite programmes at the minute.....Danny Dyer's deadliest men, going undercover as a bouncer in Blackpool with the worst disguise ever, so funny!

Reading American Psycho at the moment. Left it alone during the trendy years, but decided now was the time to give it a read, if I was ever going to bother. May interest you, with your obsession for the sickos out there. (Good book so far, btw, and some useful tips on how to prevent hair loss/ageing... Not that I need them, of course.)

Is it real?

Do you think Margot would have gone for it? I think Gerry was more of a wuss... but he had his quiet moments with Barbara too... so who knows? Maybe this was the first ever suburban wife-swappers sitcom and we, the viewing public, were just too naive to see it?

It's fiction, but who knows what it's based on.

As a rule I generally only deal in true to life stuff with this kind of thing, the exception to this lately was the four part series on Sky One Martina Cole's 'The Take' brilliantly written and some superb acting in it (Tom Hardy especially) who is my favourite actor at the moment.

Who unsurprisingly, played a sicko!

I'm a realist when it comes to my fiction too, so I reckon you may well enjoy it. Borrow it from the local library, though. That way, you won't despise me, or plan a gruesome death for me if it's not to your taste.

Ha ha, will look out for it mate, aint had a good read for ages.

And whats wrong with RLFANS, thats a good read

It's ok at times I suppose, but the last good read I had was a few years ago on holiday in Greece. King of the Gypsies, about Bartley Gorman the bare knuckle fighter, a good, interesting read in baking sunshine without a care in the world, the missus happily chilling out at the side of the pool and the young un happily playing in the pool and not complaining of being bored!

Absolute bliss!

I'm glad to see you manage to keep your real life and your fantasy world apart... Then again, a lot of serial killers managed that, didn't they, you sick ******************* !!!

I would add a smiley, but I don't want to find you on the roof of the lift tomorrow morning.

What lift???

Wasn't that a scene in Silence of the Lambs? Or am I mixing up my serial killers here?

Ladies and Gentlemen, fellow Trinity fans, i am delighted to announce the arrival of my first child and new Wildcats supporter! Yet to be named he arrived at 7.55 pm on Monday 27 July weighing 7lbs 6oz. He has massive hands and a reyte set of nuts and expect him to be fighting for a first team place in approximately 18 years!

congratulations to you both, hope mother and baby is doing fine

now the sleepless nights

Congratulations ! , However I heard he has already signed for Cas.

May i suggest you name him "scapegoat"




Congrats and the best of luck with the nipper..

He said he liked things true to life.