Update
Some KKR fans have turned up and pointed out that the barby will burn better if we light it, good of them as we hadnt noticed.

Hickeys burning well but its a bugger turning him on the spit.

I googled "fat lad being spit roasted" and putting it frankly, it wasn't what I was expecting

, and I shall now be deleting my almost impeccable browsing history

!!!

yes that was unfortunate.

Strangely, due to the many requests for me kears bottom, i also used google, to research what cleaver would be best for a bottom carving, this also resulted in some history deletions.

However i did find out that Kears bottom is a place in Dorset, where horses run free, as people cannot train them otherwise.

welcome to all the over 100 people on here again, as usual because its like watching a road accident, kinley pop up the shops young fella me lad

On other threds Al is selling or trading dvd's, were expecting mr hickey to the barby cos theres food, Mopsey was around earlier but has left as we refused tuo burn mtr kear. Mr broadbent has brought some nice steaks, there cooking now but dont tell him how to cook them, or offer him any money as , apparently he does not need you to.

Snowies cat has returned home, so the burgers are off, sorry. All pussy references have been done as per internet law.

your not intending put the cat on there are you as there is naff all meat on the bugger

very funny, good think we can still laugh.

Thats why we sent him back!
That and the fact theres about a dozen felines round here who are looking slightly gooey eyed, somewhat shakey of leg, and very full of belly!



goes like that drummer he does!

er when i said er felines in entry above er wasnt you!

but you may have a sausage!

Update
120 plus and rising, big news is NO SWEARING!
Al's in banning mode, so no naughty words.

Anyway Kinly has not freaking well turned up the skiving little manure, so could you all cook your own sausages, going to be tricky because apparently the barby has had an illegal approach and is refusing to fire, apparently however we have a welsh barby that will continue to burn things even if there is no flame or even burgers to put on it.
So obvoiusly that one is better.

I'm trying to avoid reading let alone posting on here tonight.

Cant say I blame you mate, theres not a lot left to be said to be honest, its like watching someone you love die.

well as we are over 100 guest for a monday night, and even though its raining, well fire up the barby!

kinleys out so we need money from you all, so I and the entire franchise bid team are to do a sponsored row of a boat, up excrement creek, but to make it harder we are doing it paddleless.

it would appear Mr rinaldi is ok as he has some jellied eels, some cockles and muscles and a rather nice new coat made out of buttons, and hes brought some music, by some duo called charles and david.

Tuesday 26th July 2011 - prebooking details

Hi fellow super league fans.

As we are expecting a big turn out tuesday evening to celebrate our retention of Sl status you are advised to pre book your place at the barbie, it going to be a cracking do, loads of stuff available from the club shop, were going down that morning to make sure, a top lass from london doing a few songs when announcements made, 27 and very keen, bringing her own gear too.

food will be humble pie all round, with some damp squib for afters.

in the event of us not getting a licence, im expecting it to be even busier, so kinley has got some loaves and some haddock, and we have invited jesus, who will tell us how the meek inherit the earth and other such stuff.

see you there

Quote ="chapster"Tuesday 26th July 2011 - prebooking details Hi fellow super league fans. As we are expecting a big turn out tuesday evening to celebrate our retention of Sl status you are advised to pre book your place at the barbie, it going to be a cracking do, loads of stuff available from the club shop, were going down that morning to make sure, a top lass from london doing a few songs when announcements made, 27 and very keen, bringing her own gear too. food will be humble pie all round, with some damp squib for afters. in the event of us not getting a licence, im expecting it to be even busier, so kinley has got some loaves and some haddock, and we have invited jesus, who will tell us how the meek inherit the earth and other such stuff. see you there '" the weather will be fine news.bbc.co.uk/weather/forecast/ ... =Wakefield

Quote ="chapster"Tuesday 26th July 2011 - prebooking details Hi fellow super league fans. As we are expecting a big turn out tuesday evening to celebrate our retention of Sl status you are advised to pre book your place at the barbie, it going to be a cracking do, loads of stuff available from the club shop, were going down that morning to make sure, a top lass from london doing a few songs when announcements made, 27 and very keen, bringing her own gear too. food will be humble pie all round, with some damp squib for afters. in the event of us not getting a licence, im expecting it to be even busier, so kinley has got some loaves and some haddock, and we have invited jesus, who will tell us how the meek inherit the earth and other such stuff. see you there '" the weather will be fine news.bbc.co.uk/weather/forecast/ ... =Wakefield

Quote ="snowie"the weather will be fine news.bbc.co.uk/weather/forecast/ ... =Wakefield'" good news snowie, hope the cats ok! Message from local tabby is that hes a machine, dirty bugger! fortunatly since he was round here we have kittens galore for the barby if things get desperate.

Quote ="snowie"the weather will be fine news.bbc.co.uk/weather/forecast/ ... =Wakefield'" good news snowie, hope the cats ok! Message from local tabby is that hes a machine, dirty bugger! fortunatly since he was round here we have kittens galore for the barby if things get desperate.

Can I book a place in the bb que



Also may need to reserve the naughty step.. if i get too angry by trolls mocking us, and our non super league "standard" sausages !

your crayoned on the guest list matey!

ps our sausages are better than any welsh bangers, and you cant even get a bloody sausage in london, jellied eels?? pearly kings, its a man in a coat with a more than average amount of buttons on it! sod em!

update kinley has got the finger rolls from cas, so plenty to go round.

By the way, we may need to get a bigger spit to roast Nigel Wood on.

Belly pork

were ok we still have the one we roasted hickey on sunday before last.

we have but it a bit higher so his gut dont hit the ground, and we are not killing him prior to putting him on the spit, we are putting an apple in his mouth, and we have a pineapple too!

First time he's seen fruit in a good while I would have thought?

darling your home!

were nearly full for tuesday already, Mr woods relationship with fruit is sort of like mine with the pussycat dolls, seen but never eaten.

anyway, were expecting about 500, warning Clans coming, so you better check the barby is technically a barby just not a random coal burning holding device, you know what hes like!

Have you missed me sugar lips!!!!
Events like this don't plan themselves you know, so let's get cracking!!
I've dug out the dominos menu, who wants sides???

Ok we are expecting a load of pies arriving sometime early evening, the cas 6 finger bread rolls are ordered and as a special treat ive got some really think rhino coming.

Ive cancelled the jellied eels and we may need a new turn, but apart from that its looking good.

do dominos still do the cheesy crust?

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