To be honest i've heard DC has landed himself in a bit of bother and is now the subject of a loan deal to get him out of the club. Favourite to replace him is the Penguin who beat him in the foot race last week.

nah Rufus on his way to us on loan and DC as run off with the team bus

Pretty sure that penguin was a ringer.

For those who haven't spotted it yet - this thread is very much 'tongue in cheek'

typical bloody penguin, all cute and slidey down hills flapping their arms about until theres cash on the table then there legs are off like stink, untrustable s the lot of em!

bloody birds in a dress suit, thats all they are, kill em all and fry em up in garlic.

there should be a test done on that penguin for steroids / hgh, never have I seen one run as fast and if I'm not mistaken they don't have much of a leg span, it could of been a ostrich in disguise

snowie mate?
how can you disguise an ostrich???

its pink with long legs and a thin neck, like a hudds stand off!

not small cute and loved by all like a trinity replacement stand off!

so much so that im chocking

Whatever it was, it'd been eating its broccoli.

you are eating chocolate?

a strange way to celebrate several posters non spotting of your satirical intentions?

hgh is that enough evidence

ah performance enhancing trill?

Quote ="chapster"ah performance enhancing trill?'" bloody outrage anyway. heres the place to complain! www.trill.com.au/photos/

Quote ="chapster"ah performance enhancing trill?'" bloody outrage anyway. heres the place to complain! www.trill.com.au/photos/

That's a flamingo ya daft begga!!!

a famingo is merely an ostrich that does not get out much!

same bird different ethnic grouping, we live in an enlightened society that should not discriminate about the colour of a bird, merely what it can do on the pitch!

OKaaaay

the rumours must be true - cos its a well known fact that nothing succeeds like a toothless budgie! But a doped budgie? - is Trill on the banned substance list? What I worry about is if the budgie was doped and DC ate it, would he be guilty as well?

Quote ="chapster"bloody outrage anyway. heres the place to complain! www.trill.com.au/photos/'" it was too fast to take a photo at the time but here is one with our colours on

Quote ="chapster"bloody outrage anyway. heres the place to complain! www.trill.com.au/photos/'" it was too fast to take a photo at the time but here is one with our colours on

Under WADA rules, athletes are responsible for what's in their system regardless of whether they've knowingly injested it or not.

DC would have no excuse.

oh god....here we go
1 daddy cool is a cat
2 he was beaten by a penguin

ground conditions...no ice all odds pointing towards cat, penguin wins several saints players queueing at ladbrokes allegedly.

it wasnt a penguin!

it was an ostrich / flamingo in a penguin suit, no worries anyway as in time honoured crap joke fashion it was killed crossing the road after the match as no one could see it was on the zebra crossing.

Killed as in dead? No chance of a rematch then?
And, of course, the race result is null and void cos the (fake) penguin (ostrich/flamingo) was an unregistered player, so we get our two points back?

No I'm sorry I don't agree with that. They have their place at the club. If by offering dancing as a way of engaging young female fans then so be it and long may it continue. I was thinking just how many girls are involved in the dance programme when they lined up along the full length of the touch line.

As for Daddy Cool he needs to save the showboating till he has won the race not during it. Sad when we cannot even win (or fix to win) the half time entertainment.

oh my oh my

Doesn't mean anyone is interested in watching them though. Who do the Kittens appeal to?

Actually it was a pelican crossing, and as he was crossing, he scooped said, very pink, flamintrich up in 'is big gob. I know, I was