Once again, simply untrue

I'm on it. We'll have a whole new budget by Wednesday.
Shiny stadium. Spending salary cap. Specialist coaches to support Willie.
Leave it with me.

I hope you'll be consulting Scarlett and giving him some input, you know it makes sense

Serious question, do you think it would make him happy? I’m not convinced

2 things could possibly make old Scarlett happy, firstly the removal of Boris from office or at the very least if he caught a STD, and I think if Michael Carter repaired the hole in the roof directly above his seat in the East stand, even if it didn't make him happy at least he might not be as grumpy, although if I'm honest if it had been anybody else I think MC would have had it repaired before now.