His posts are inane enough for the Sun... but his language skills are not up to scratch.

So he got some bum/confused info.

Maybe a public flogging is in order for this terrible crime.

But he didn't put the bit about it being info from a mate. Naive people like myself who weren't there instantly presumed he was sat in the front row and heard Kath say "I pick the team".
Good rumour for our friends on the message boards to start a nother "Mass brawl at Wakey match" type thread.

2+2=5

I bet you're brilliant at Chinese Whispers.