er leaving that aside alan

i liked the way he somehow used the situation to mention with dewy eyes and a strain in the trousers sam tompkins.

id love him on bbc news tompkins would be in syria, and all would be well.

Words like morality, honour, respectability, proper and decent have never been part of the Wakefield vocabulary. Twice they fail to honour their debts and looks like it could be a third time.

I feel bad for the fans who respect business between clubs. It's not clubs who sign players, but agents who make them available. By having all your eggs in one agents basket you are setting up to fail. Don't blame the buyer for buying a good deal, blame the salesman for underselling the assets.

You are right, we need to use a different agent.

Can you send us Kopczaks agents number.

And send us the number of your head of HR whilst your at it.

On second thoughts, don't bother...we'll get it from Keith Mason.

Typical toss from Hemmings - described our situation with barely concealed glee and innaccurately stated that all our players were "very much in the shop window." if that were the case, how come we've signed up several players for next year and refused a 6 figure offer for Kirmo?

A bit of the dewy-eyed Bradford treatment wouldn't have gone amiss; he didn't mind taking our brass for the end of season dinner last year, the asshat.

Remind me when it was that we finished bottom but didn't get relegated
Remind me when we got promotion to Super League without fulfilling the criteria that was set for all the competing clubs at the start of the season
Remind we when we had a team of losers topped up by decent players "merged" from elsewhere.
Remind me when we were party to the culling of a fellow Super League club.

That's before we get into the ethics of approaches for Furguson, Murphy and Kopzac during periods when their clubs were against the wall.

Hemmings is like an embarrassing older relative - his take on the game really makes me cringe