I'll start it off.

A Trin fan and a Cas fan were driving head on one night and their cars collide . To their amazement neither is hurt but both cars are destroyed. In celebration of their good luck they agree to put their differences aside from that moment on and the wakey fan goes to the boot of his car and fetches a 12 yr old bottle of whisky. He hands it to the Cas fan who exclaims, "May Wakey and Cas fans live together forever in peace and harmony" and then gulps down half the bottle. He goes to hand the bottle to the Wakey fan who replies, "No thanks, I'll just wait til the police get here!"

Older than me that one.

Whats blue and smells like yellow paint?


=#FF0000Thread can stay IF it does not go down hill fast and we don't get silly

Blue paint

Well i did give you an easy one to start with.


Whats big and grey and can't climb trees?

Whats black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?

Hull fan impaled on a javelin!

whats the definition of 144 leeds fans

gross

Q how many mods does it take to change a light bulb ?

How many Huddersfield fans does it take to stop a moving Bus?

Joke for you:

Warrington fan rings up Wakefield ticket hotline and asks how much tickets are to stand in the uncovered wreck of a ground. Lady at Wakefield says "£20". Warrington fan falls off his chair

Reply:
Why don't you contact the Warrington ticket office and you can get them cheaper - wait a minute, they are selling them at full price.

why would Warrington buy tickets off Wakefield at £20 to sell them cheaper...I know you guys are about to leave the rugby league world for good, but we aren't a charity...