And the Swiss born Blatter will be just as informed....... lol

FOOTBALL'S coming home for the Manchester United fan accused of throwing a coin at Manchester City striker Craig Bellamy.
In fact, it's coming right to his front door.

For Manchester United supporter Adam Teese is feeling the flipside of his alleged coin attack - with furious Manchester City fans bombarding his house with pranks.

Adam's name and address were released by police after the season ticket holder was charged with throwing a coin at Bellamy during the match between both sides last week.

And within 24 hours, the enraged Manchester City fans had ordered him GBP150-worth of pizzas, a skip, rat exterminators and two prostitutes.
The barrage of jokes didn't end there either. Manchester City supporters also:
- Requested a visit from an Avon rep
- Signed him up online as a rent boy
- Applied for an Ocean Finance loan for his mum
- Reported a gas leak in the middle of the night so he got a call out within the hour
- Booked a rep to go and see him about getting an indoor swimming pool
- Ordered him a 4 ft tall Bronze figurine of Winston Churchill on a 14 day trial
- Sent a breakdown truck
- Sent Jehovah's Witnesses round
- Grassed him up for growing drugs at his house
- Grassed him up for being a benefit cheat
- Got him a weekend booking of a 1957 Pink Cadillac complete with 1950's style Elvis dressed chauffer
- Signed up his phone number to receive adult chat
- Ordered him a Daffy Duck bouncy castle and puppet show for his garden
- Ordered squeaky the clown to go and perform for him

Details of the pranks began surfacing on supporters' forums. Despite later being removed by Man City website Blue Moon, they were still picked up by other clubs.

This resulted in yet more misery for 26-year-old Adam, who lives with his parents. But dad Joseph, 55, raged: "We've had no end of trouble
- I've had to take time off work to deal with it." Teese will appear before Trafford Magistrates on February 9 accused of "throwing a missile on to the pitch" during the Carling Cup Semi- Final second leg at Old Trafford.

Mum Deborah insists her son is innocent, adding: "I was sat next to him and he did not throw anything. We actually had to duck when a bottle was thrown over us!"

Last night a Greater Manchester Police spokeswoman said: "Officers are investigating the incidents."

Can you send Jehovah's Witnesses to someone? Didnt know they did requests.

Ha ha, can't stop laughing at that.

26, still living with his parents!

I was waiting for a punchline, something like..

Mr Teese said "despite all this it was still worth seeing the ugly, no necked little twerp get hit with a coin".



What happened to the City fan who threw a lighter at Paddy?

I still can't believe while we are in the middle of a recession people would waste money like that.

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Eh?

I hope Man Utd supporters get control of the club.

Then I hope they do a Franny Lee and screw the club up.

That will be so funny.

Chucking money at Bellamy. It's a ridiculous waste.

Well worth it IMO.

I reckon if he held a sponsored event for Haiti, he'd raise about a million quid.

And that's lobbing 2p's at him.

I like that.

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Not content with displacing one England captain in a World Cup year, they've already started on the new captain. www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... model.html **** off daily mail!

Not content with displacing one England captain in a World Cup year, they've already started on the new captain. www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... model.html **** off daily mail!

Quote ="Lord God Jose Mourinho"Not content with displacing one England captain in a World Cup year, they've already started on the new captain. www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... model.html **** off daily mail!'" They're determined to wreck any chance England have, and then blame it all on Capello. Also, isn't that common on stag nights?!

Quote ="Lord God Jose Mourinho"Not content with displacing one England captain in a World Cup year, they've already started on the new captain. www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... model.html **** off daily mail!'" They're determined to wreck any chance England have, and then blame it all on Capello. Also, isn't that common on stag nights?!

Dont know it its been posted but this is the new England shirt englandstore.thefa.com/stores/fa ... lector=165 Not bad but 50 quid, no chance

Dont know it its been posted but this is the new England shirt englandstore.thefa.com/stores/fa ... lector=165 Not bad but 50 quid, no chance

I think I could pull out an England away shirt from 2005 that would look the exact same to that "new" one...

Chelsea v Cardiff is on S4C, channel 134 on Sky, for anyone who wants to watch that, rather that the ITV game of Southampton-Pompey.

It's in Welsh though, so turn the sound down or your ears will bleed.

Its a joke if they were charging say £20 it wouldnt be so bad

Stab Vests useless warns S.A.................................
SA Government warns World Cup stab vests useless against Taxi Fenders:

JOHANNESBURG. A knife-proof vest being marketed to British tourists as a must-have item at the 2010 World Cup has been slammed by the South African government, which says it is completely pointless as most tourists killed will either be shot or run over by taxis.

However the country has recommitted itself to killing as few tourists as possible.

According to the BBC, the so-called stab vests are being marketed in the United Kingdom as essential security wear for the 2010 World Cup and cost up to $70.

However, this morning the South African government condemned the armoured items, describing them as alarmist, reactionary and discriminatory against people who earn a living through knife crime.


But, said spokesman Whiplash Mahlangu, the real outrage was how ineffective the vests would be in keeping tourists alive.

"We urge our visitors to remember that of the 1,500 South Africans who are murdered and the 1,100 who are killed on our roads every month, only a tiny minority succumb to knife wounds," said Mahlangu.

He added that while the usual 2,600 locals would be killed during the World Cup, South Africa was committed to killing as few international visitors as possible.
"If we can keep it down to around one percent of the South African average, that is, 26 tourists, we'll consider that a job well done,"
said Mahlangu.

But, he said, visitors would have to accept that stab vests would "not be of optimum utility in an average hail of gunfire from an average assault rifle, or against the earnest advances of a Toyota Hilux's front fender".

He asked both South Africans and foreign tourists to remain positive about the World Cup. "The world is coming," he said. "The important thing to remember is that of the 500,000 guests coming to our shores, 499,974 will be going home alive.
"Ultimately football will be the winner."

Whiplash Mahlangu. Great name.

Good to see Georgeous George Boateng's red card overturned. Still doesn't detract from the fact we might have got something from the game if he hadn't been sent off

Nice fact.

Did anyone find out why Di Santo and Chimbonda were dropped, then?

I think I'll buy the England home shirt before the World Cup. I've noticed in Sports Direct, they're selling shirts with a scroll below the badge reading South Africa 2010. There's also one which has a poppy sewn on with a tribute to the troops message.