Lampard?

Well done Rob.

Well done pal. Terrance Henry & Francis Lampard.

One, a world class striker, feared by every defender in Europe. The other, a fat plodder who's mugged a career from penalties and deflected goals

Here is one for you Rob, I'll be impressed if anyone gets this without Googling it



Which player has played in all four English divisions, and The Conference, and has also won The Champions League?

Here's one for you.

Liverpool, Everton, Tottenham Hotspur, Ipswich Town and Nottingham Forest are the only teams to do what?

John Finnan.

Yes, in comparison with other United sides of the last 20 years, this United team is undoubtedly the most inferior....The uninspiring manner of their title win last term, coupled with their embarrassing evening at Wembley against Barcelona, typifies this.

Saying that, they are still going to win this season's title, which as I said before, just highlights the poor quality of the English league, despite what Sky and their ilk might have you believe.

Something to do with european cups. Won it from outside the top four?

Spurs, Everton, Ipswich??....

Steve Finnan

Sergio Aguero has scored more for his new club in half an hour than Fernando Torres has in seven and a half months.

Bitter?

Was hoping it would take Agüero a bit longer than 10 minutes to settle in. The lad is class.

Which hurt more. When Torres left Liverpool for Chelsea or when your first girlfriend dumped you?

Surely you can't have been more of a pathetic bitch when that happened? It's not possible.

UEFA and Cup Winners Cup.

Who wouldn't have been taken apart by Barcelona that night? I can't think of any teams that would've been able to deal with them, a fact we'll probabaly see again this season. That wasn't showing United as poor it was showing how brilliant Barca were. I agree, in certain areas, they're not as strong as they used to be but to call them average is just stupid, imo of course





They will win the league and a lot more comfortably than last year I think but you're saying Vidic, Rooney, Hernandez, Young, Giggs, Nani, Berbatov, Fabio, Smalling - are all average? to name but a few. I still don't agree the league is average, out teams regularly get to later stages of European cups and I think they will again, doesn't say much for other leagues. Real Madrid and Barcelona run away with their league every year so you must think the Spanish league is horrendous.

I've give you a clue it's nothing to do with Europe.

I was going to say be banned from European competition, post Heysel and all that.

Ah well, back to the drawing board...

I know this. Always rifling football trivia between each other in the pub.

Promoted to top tier and won the league the year after.

Yes, extremeley bitter. We were given £50M for a player who's managed one PL goal in 7 months. I am very bitter.

Oh dear, that's poor, even for you. Does the truth hurt?

Oh dear. Only a kopite would use the summer as extra months when no football is played to add weight to their argument. Are you the same plank who think's Carrol scored against Sunderland at the weekend?

How many goals has Torres had dissalowed? Or scored in training? Or scored as himself when playing Fifa 10? Surely they all count too?

Still no sign of a replacement for Jose Enrique. I would imagine the fee we received for him will have to cover the transfer fee of the replacement, + signing on fees and other costs, as well as the wages for the duration of the contract. FML.

I didn't make up the statistic. I seen it on Twitter in which I copied it on to here. Okay then, lets say 4 and a bit months. It's still a stupendously ridiculous record for a striker of his calibre. There is no doubting Torres' ability. I just find it funny how after how big the fee was he's only managed one goal.

I don't think he 'scored', as the goal was written off, but my opinion of it is it should of been a goal. Ferdinand was wrong footed and jumped in the air, in which he was coming more away from the ball, Carrol jumped put both of his arms out for balance, as you naturally do when you're going for a header, it must of been the most softest touch I've ever seen with his fingertip. To which, Ferdinand's balance or movement doesn't change one bit. Carrol puts the ball in the back of the net and the goal is wrongly dismissed. Watch it again.